Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News Editorials & Other Articles General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

Religion

Act_of_Reparation

(9,116 posts)

5. The metaphysical equivalent of not pulling out in time.

Reply to MineralMan (Original post)

Mon Oct 15, 2018, 02:22 PM

Oct 2018

God unwittingly creates the universe. God denies responsibility and runs away to Canada so he doesn't have to pay child support.

We're supposed to worship that, apparently.

Edit history

Please sign in to view edit histories.

Recommendations

0 members have recommended this reply (displayed in chronological order):

12 replies

= new reply since forum marked as read

Highlight:

My New Myth about the Origin of the Universe [View all] MineralMan Oct 2018 OP

Hello Daddy! Hello Mom! edhopper Oct 2018 #1

That's why rock 'n' roll is so bad for our children, you know. MineralMan Oct 2018 #2

Hello, daddy. Hello, mom. LakeSuperiorView Oct 2018 #9

Lmao....thought of this exact song as well! Docreed2003 Oct 2018 #12

I'm sure that this could be true even though scripture... EarnestPutz Oct 2018 #3

Hmm...well...this happened before the universe existed, so MineralMan Oct 2018 #4

Yes. Yes I do see. Now it all becomes plain to me. EarnestPutz Oct 2018 #7

You've heard of "string theory," right? MineralMan Oct 2018 #8

Now you've made me laugh out loud.... EarnestPutz Oct 2018 #10

The metaphysical equivalent of not pulling out in time. Act_of_Reparation Oct 2018 #5

Well, one myth's as good as another. MineralMan Oct 2018 #6

Not bad.. Permanut Oct 2018 #11