My New Myth about the Origin of the Universe [View all]

The entity humans call God was breezing along one day in the infinite expanse of undefined existence when it spotted this round, red ball, just floating nearby. Ever curious, the entity examined it and noticed a string or something coming out of one side of the ball. The divine entity's gaze, of course, is a powerful, awesome gaze, and it actually ignited the string or whatever it was. Puzzled, the entity let go of the ball and started to leave.



Suddenly, there was a loud "BOOM!" and a cloud of ill-smelling smoke that expanded in size quickly could be seen.

"WTF?" the entity muttered. Then, it continued on its way, soon forgetting the big bang it had made.

The rest is history...

The moral of the story is: "Don't leave cherry bombs lying around. You never know what will happen if they go off."