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spike jones

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3. There was a time in a store check-out line an older guy in front had a cap on with the words "The Bible" on the back.
Wed Mar 6, 2024, 10:18 AM
Mar 2024

I was curious what the front said and he noticed me looking, turned toward me, and said, “Have you found Jesus?” On the spur of the moment and without thinking, I said, “I didn’t know he was lost.” The two teens behind me snickered and their mother shushed them. Then I continued, “When was he last seen?” the teens broke-up, and the old man turned around looking confused

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Good moring! Bluethroughu Mar 2024 #1
Hahaha Diamond_Dog Mar 2024 #2
There was a time in a store check-out line an older guy in front had a cap on with the words "The Bible" on the back. spike jones Mar 2024 #3
😂 Duncanpup Mar 2024 #4
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