So this drunk is stumbling through the woods. [View all]

And he stumbles into a preacher baptizing people in the river.

Preacher turns smells the alcohol on drunks breath and ask sir are you ready to find Jesus the drunk replies yes.

Pastor grabs him holds him under water brings him up and asks have you found Jesus.

Drunk gasping says no I haven’t pastor puts him underwater again brings him up. Asks have you found Jesus drunk says no.

Pastor dunks him back in water holds him for thirty seconds brings him up asks have you found Jesus now.

Drunk gasping for air goes hell no pastor are you sure this is where he fell in at.