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Simeon Salus

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12. It would be a glorious cold opening on Saturday Night Live
Tue Mar 28, 2023, 02:32 PM
Mar 2023

Should be a SNL sketch where gunfire breaks out at NRA rally; suddenly everybody takes sides, takes cover, and uncorks their best kinetics.

Live Fox News crew under fire as they cover a firefight resulting from an accidental discharge at a gun rights rally. The reporter dodges fire while interviewing combatants, some who are shot while being interviewed. EMT and LE shot as they respond. The reporter herself gets shot, and sound guy jumps into frame but is also shot. Eventually it's just the camera man and the sound of gunfire. Gotta be a funny way of ending that which is true and biting.

The scene starts out slapstick but gets more bloody and macabre (think Monty Python's "Salad Days" ) as it progresses.

End scene.


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Hypocrisy for sure liberal N proud Mar 2023 #1
A MAGAt gets his wings orthoclad Mar 2023 #10
Actually they have no shame SouthernDem4ever Mar 2023 #16
In Guns we trust, but not in our house of worship. patphil Mar 2023 #2
Cowards! Your Darn Teuton Mar 2023 #3
This message was self-deleted by its author LoisB Mar 2023 #4
Smart move. They know. twodogsbarking Mar 2023 #5
But guns never killed anyone? What's the problem? Wonder Why Mar 2023 #6
Still yet, those. NRA needs to ensure Smackdown2019 Mar 2023 #7
Doubt the Secret Service would allow Teh Gunz even if Pres. Asshole said it was NBD. maxsolomon Mar 2023 #8
Take the mags away SouthernDem4ever Mar 2023 #17
They're not stupid orthoclad Mar 2023 #9
Think everyone will comply? twodogsbarking Mar 2023 #11
It would be a glorious cold opening on Saturday Night Live Simeon Salus Mar 2023 #12
Every year the NRA has a convention... discntnt_irny_srcsm Mar 2023 #13
I'm sure they could find a venue that allowed guns louis-t Mar 2023 #15
probably right on both counts n/t discntnt_irny_srcsm Mar 2023 #20
B-b-b-but armed society...polite society.... louis-t Mar 2023 #14
What a damn shame Hekate Mar 2023 #18
The NRA knows that the members are not trustworthy. keithbvadu2 Mar 2023 #19
The NRA has no control over this. ManiacJoe Apr 2023 #21
Thanks Hangingon Apr 2023 #22
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