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Ms. Toad

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8. Okay. Done with that stage.
Mon Oct 17, 2016, 06:26 PM
Oct 2016

I broke the machine. What can I say . . .

I'm glad medical procedures don't freak me out. They grabbed three snippets and the machine refused to spit them out. So I had to rest with the needle in place while they played with the machine, ultimately gave up, then retrieved another machine - and then took 3 more snippets since they weren't sure they could make it give up the tissue samples.

I think they were more freaked out than I was. Biopsies are always a somewhat tense setting - since you don't have one unless they suspect something is wrong, and they are nearly always done while you're awake. They do what they can to make it easy - but it's still nearly always tense. This one was a bit moreso because I'd been speaking enough medical lingo that they knew they couldn't revert to medical lingo to avoid letting it slip that things were not going as planned . . . and, we had already established that I'm a lawyer **shark smiley**

They pretty quickly gave up and asked for my patience while they swapped machines, apologizing over and over and thanking me for my patience. . . but, really, it isn't like I'm about to run anywhere while I'm still attached to the biopsy needle :/

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I'm wishing you all of the hope and luck vibes I can muster! Siwsan Oct 2016 #1
Thanks! n/t Ms. Toad Oct 2016 #2
Hoping the best... YvonneCa Oct 2016 #3
When you feel like it, I have some questions. dixiegrrrrl Oct 2016 #4
Prior cancer. Ms. Toad Oct 2016 #7
good vibes for you irisblue Oct 2016 #5
Major Bummer PennyK Oct 2016 #6
I got permission to take ibuprofen immediately after the procedure. Yay! Ms. Toad Oct 2016 #9
Okay. Done with that stage. Ms. Toad Oct 2016 #8
Biopsies are fun. Let's hope for good results. alfredo Oct 2016 #10
Dodged the bullet! Ms. Toad Oct 2016 #11
Wonderful news, congratulations!!! nt slipslidingaway Oct 2016 #16
belated congrats! dixiegrrrrl Oct 2016 #18
Huzzah! PennyK Oct 2016 #12
Question for you PennyK Oct 2016 #13
It may depend on dosage - Ms. Toad Oct 2016 #14
Thanks PennyK Oct 2016 #15
You were right PennyK Oct 2016 #17
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Cancer sucks and so do biopsys. Fingers crossed. alfredo Jun 2017 #20
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