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Prof. Toru Tanaka

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17. Florida Man, Florida Man

Thu Jul 7, 2022, 03:31 PM

Jul 2022

gets his ass thrown in the can,

spins a lie any size,

attracts the cops just like flies,

Look out! Here comes the Florida Man!

Is he dumb? Listen bud,

All his thoughts are clear as mud.

Common sense, he ignores,

Another bust is his reward.

Hey there, here comes the Florida Man!

In the dead of night, at the scene of a crime,

You can bet your ass he'll get caught every time!

Florida Man, Florida Man,

Freaky neighborhood Florida Man

Has no friends, he's ignored,

Another bust is his reward.

To him, life is a great big fuck up

Wherever there's a lock up,

You'll find the Florida Man!

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Man charged for throwing hot dog at St. Pete officer [View all] marmar Jul 2022 OP

Florida Man underpants Jul 2022 #1

+1 SheltieLover Jul 2022 #6

Who? the cop or the the offending guy with the projectile tube steak? 😉.. mitch96 Jul 2022 #10

Sooner or later that kind of behavior is gonna ketchup with you unblock Jul 2022 #2

I'm calling the pun police. marmar Jul 2022 #3

You mean the bun police Wicked Blue Jul 2022 #5

Bazinga! SheltieLover Jul 2022 #7

To be frank, I don't relish his prospects unblock Jul 2022 #4

His excuses don't pass mustard nt Wicked Blue Jul 2022 #8

That cop doesn't have anything better to do? PJMcK Jul 2022 #9

His lawyer's firm is Oscar, Mayer, and Nathan unblock Jul 2022 #11

He's claiming diplomatic immunity as a Hebrew National unblock Jul 2022 #12

lol! Prof. Toru Tanaka Jul 2022 #18

What is scary if the cop or any civilian would doc03 Jul 2022 #13

A hotdog?! Well, I do agree with the officer on the arrest of the guy, but charging a felony? SWBTATTReg Jul 2022 #14

Killer weiner nt XanaDUer2 Jul 2022 #15

I think that weenie-wagging is how MAGAs greet one another. Midnight Writer Jul 2022 #16

Florida Man, Florida Man Prof. Toru Tanaka Jul 2022 #17