Weird News

That shit was crazy. When people in hazmat suits showed up, we found out the house two doors down was a meth cooking house. We knew they were smoking crack upstairs, but the meth explained so much more about the behaviors we saw and heard from up there and out on the street. Omg, the screaming, brawling fist fights in the yard, half naked ladies getting tossed out every couple of weeks, the cops banging on the door, needles in my flowerbed ... my advice is avoid Martinsburg, WV at all costs. It doesn’t matter if it’s cheaper than NOVA. You still pay- with your loss sanity and faith in the human race. Don’t even get me started on the neighbor who got busted masterbating in the beer cooler at Sheetz... and thanks to my landlord for waiting until after dude was evicted to tell us that little gem of a story.