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King_Klonopin

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8. Every great news story starts with "A Florida man..."

Reply to Kaleva (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2019, 01:16 AM

Jul 2019

I heard this on CNBC recently. The guys on sports talk station up here in Boston
also endorse the same premise.

My 1000th post is a response to a story about a penis being cut off. How fitting.

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Florida man breaks into home, cuts off man's penis and then runs off with appendage. [View all] Kaleva Jul 2019 OP

I can think bdamomma Jul 2019 #1

Ouch! In_The_Wind Jul 2019 #2

Jesus christ. Just get a divorce. tymorial Jul 2019 #3

I'm 99.9% sure a divorce is in his future. Kaleva Jul 2019 #11

He took it with him. krispos42 Jul 2019 #4

I thought you couldn't take it with you. n/t customerserviceguy Jul 2019 #6

In the end the perp got.... stevil Jul 2019 #5

The penis not mightier than the sword. trusty elf Jul 2019 #7

Every great news story starts with "A Florida man..." King_Klonopin Jul 2019 #8

This takes penis envy to a whole new level! Alwaysna Jul 2019 #9

Probaly had it stuffed and mounted. Kaleva Jul 2019 #10