Weird News

Pete Jarvis, "The Ascutney Assassin". A really good stock car/modified driver, who can beat and bang with the best - a real bumper artist! - And bad fast if they are running No Touch style.

Oddly enough, I pitched this, as a goof to Mike Ryan, the movie stuntman who specialises in truck stunts - like the recent jump over the Lotus F1 car. With beefed up Suburbans full of video gear., "On the lookout for losers", Payback with a bumper, all a big goof of course - but Ryan's in! "If they're doi'n 45 in the left lane, they threw the first punch!"

All inspired by a video shot from Frank Sprongl's (one of the best all-surface drivers in the world, IMHO)rally team, on the way home from a rally, in freezing rain, going maybe 70kph, watching morons carom off the barriers on the autoroute. And a couple other vids of Mississauga misbehavior from the same source.

The sad thing is, you could pull this off. Because every Gadsden - flag flyin` nitwit the Assassin punts into the "well" of an off ramp will sign all the releases, just to be on TeeVee.