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Whatever you do don't order one of those...

unless you have a vorpal blade and the Jabberwock comes whiffling through the tulgey wood, and burbles as it comes.

Then, don't forget to, one, two, and through and through make your vorpal blade go snicker-snack.

I think that is the recipe. So some say.

Then my beamish boy, it will be frabjous day. Calloo callay!

Then, we'll all chortle in our collective joy.

My best to you.


...and to your Jabberwock.
...should you choose one.