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5. Guy I worked for, dropped his in the toilet.
Sat Jul 29, 2023, 12:21 PM
Jul 2023

Fukiin screen protector didn't protect it.


I could tell you stories about him, all day long. ---- like the time, around '92. He bought a cell phone. One of the big brick ones that you carried in your car and could also be detached as portable.

So he takes it to his son's Little league game. Puts it in a tree so's it wouldn't get hit be a foul ball. Then he forgot where he left it. (Alcohol probably involved). But he had his business card taped to the base.

Next morning, comes a call from the police department. "Someone found your phone. it was on a tree branch."

Our accountant was in the office. "Pete, what's that, your branch office?"

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