Wisconsin

For some reason, he likes the pace of the smaller city.

His job is there. He won't be there until late July, so will miss the RNC and any associated hijinks.

Too bad, maybe he could run around with tar and feathers if he was going to be there during the convention. Or eat lots of bananas and throw the peels on the ground. Put thumbtacks on barstools. Sell Ex-Lax chocolate delicacies.