Vermont

... Even here in my beloved Vermont, fools cling tenaciously to the mistaken belief that a felonious imbecile incapable of discerning the truth, let alone telling it, can somehow solve all their problems. And the corrupt manipulators of public perception still believe that the Orange Gargoyle's clownish histrionics will distract attention from their own crimes. Guess again, assholes.

Magical thinking at its most perverse.