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magicarpet

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22. Move to somewhere it is snowy, windy, and bitter cold during the winter.
Sun Jun 30, 2024, 05:24 PM
Jun 2024

Then when it starts snowing and the wind is howling run and get dressed in your California bikini. You are sure to get a bad cold and maybe bronchitis. You will need plenty of tissue to nurse your new colds. Do this during every blinding snowstorm. Soon the extra large box of tissues will be all used up.

Glad I could help.

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Glad I don't 'do' Amazon!!! elleng Jun 2024 #1
My dear elleng! You have no idea what you're missing! CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2024 #5
SAME HERE! CurtEastPoint Jun 2024 #8
Thank you, my dear CurtEastPoint! I hear you. ♥ nt CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2024 #11
Me, too! ShazzieB Jun 2024 #52
My dear ShazzieB! I am so glad Amazon has helped you this much! CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2024 #56
I never ever traipse among numerous stores, elleng Jun 2024 #12
I think it's great that you can do that! I am exercising my personal choice. nt CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2024 #14
I use Amazon for the same reasons. Arkansas Granny Jun 2024 #21
I hear you, my dear Arkansas Granny! CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2024 #23
Me too Freddie Jun 2024 #29
Way to go, my dear Freddie! I'm glad you and your granddaughter are having fun. ♥ nt CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2024 #33
And me, Butterflylady Jun 2024 #50
Save your precious vision by buying online with Amazon, my dear Butterflylady! CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2024 #57
Same goes for me! Diamond_Dog Jun 2024 #39
Thank you so much, my dear Diamond_Dog! CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2024 #44
I've got a Walmart membership. Free delivery and they have most stuff including groceries. captain queeg Jun 2024 #53
That's great, my dear captain queeg! CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2024 #58
Same here Rebl2 Jul 2024 #66
I understand, my dear Rebl2! We do what we can. nt CaliforniaPeggy Jul 2024 #67
If you have any extra, I'll take some! hahahahahahaha! Callalily Jun 2024 #2
You crack me up, my dear Callalily! CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2024 #6
Are you planning on attending a lot of weddings, rsdsharp Jun 2024 #3
Thankfully, no, to both! But I love your smart remark, my dear rsdsharp! CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2024 #7
Wow, that's a lot of wasted plastic wrap. Think. Again. Jun 2024 #4
I'm not quite sure if I'm understanding what you're saying, my dear Think. Again. CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2024 #9
I understand, and I didn't mean to offend you... Think. Again. Jun 2024 #18
I do understand, and you didn't offend me. No worries! CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2024 #20
donate some to a homeless shelter. lynintenn Jun 2024 #10
That could be done, of course. I plan to use these. nt CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2024 #13
Wow! That's a lot of Kleenex! anciano Jun 2024 #15
Thank you, my dear anciano! CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2024 #17
Its like toilet paper coprolite Jun 2024 #16
That's the easy part! We don't have mice and our cupboards are dry. We're good and thanks! nt CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2024 #19
Move to somewhere it is snowy, windy, and bitter cold during the winter. magicarpet Jun 2024 #22
I love your sense of humor, my dear magicarpet! CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2024 #26
Well,... I struck out on all my suggestions. magicarpet Jun 2024 #31
I did enjoy your suggestions! CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2024 #35
Funeral homes buy them by the case Freddie Jun 2024 #24
That doesn't surprise me at all, my dear Freddie! CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2024 #27
smiling,,,, KarenS Jun 2024 #25
I greatly appreciate your support, my dear KarenS! CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2024 #30
That seems like a lot -- (quoted from that kid in that commercial). brush Jun 2024 #28
It IS a lot, my dear brush! And they will all get used. Which is why I bought them. ♥ nt CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2024 #36
Ha! That's a Costco-sized package! Mousetoescamper Jun 2024 #32
Exactly, my dear Mousetoescamper! CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2024 #37
Probably too many, but I wouldn't shed any tears over it. sl8 Jun 2024 #34
I don't think you can have too many kleenexes, of any size! CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2024 #38
That is about enough to get me through an allergy filled summer rurallib Jun 2024 #40
I am sorry to hear that your allergies are so pervasive, my dear rurallib! CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2024 #45
Gesundheit, infinity. :) Solly Mack Jun 2024 #41
Bless you, dear Solly! ♥ CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2024 #46
I did the same thing with pretzels. Ended up with sixty bags Polly Hennessey Jun 2024 #42
That is a few bags, my dear Polly Hennessey! CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2024 #47
LOL, I ordered a pack of 8X10 photo paper last year HAB911 Jun 2024 #43
Oh I hear you, my dear HAB911! CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2024 #48
I am without a car, and have been since early 2020. Dem2theMax Jun 2024 #49
I am sorry to hear of your plight, my dear Dem2theMax. . . CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2024 #54
Thank you, CaliforniaPeggy. Dem2theMax Jul 2024 #64
Good for you! With Joe in the White House for four more years, we all will breathe more easily! CaliforniaPeggy Jul 2024 #65
Their packaging details suck. Is it 6, or 6 packs of 6, etc.? I've been burned several times. Silent Type Jun 2024 #51
I have experienced that too; in fact, it might have happened this time. CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2024 #55
I do as much shopping locally as I can, but with no car, I use Amazon plenty, and have used ShipT for groceries progree Jun 2024 #59
Sounds to me like you've worked out a good way to accomplish your shopping and exercise needs. CaliforniaPeggy Jun 2024 #61
Minnesota is adding a 50 cent retail delivery fee, GRRRRRR progree Jun 2024 #60
Nothing to sniff at... BWdem4life Jul 2024 #62
Exactly right, my dear BWdem4life! CaliforniaPeggy Jul 2024 #63
I avoid Amazon for the most part, but Old Crank Jul 2024 #68
It is a good thing to have a strategic reserve of Maple syrup, my dear Old Crank! CaliforniaPeggy Jul 2024 #69
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