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53. If it comes with....

Wed Jun 10, 2026, 07:18 AM

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500 one kilogram gold bars tucked away under the bed that can be sold piecemeal by the new owner, I‘d consider a mortgage.

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Would you give this tiny home a look? [View all] True Dough Jun 8 OP

Quite the backyard, huh? True Dough Jun 8 #1

I can already see that it needs more windows. ❤️🌞 littlemissmartypants Jun 9 #15

Square footage? LuckyCharms Jun 8 #2

487 sq ft (finished) True Dough Jun 8 #4

LOL nope. LuckyCharms Jun 8 #6

Houses In Key West Are Less Per Square Foot! ProfessorGAC Wednesday #54

Only priced at? Norrrm Jun 8 #3

Location, location, location. OAITW r.2.0 Jun 8 #5

Sometimes each of those "location"s are negatives. erronis Jun 9 #30

I got a log home on 50 acres. Solar/battery back-up, private well. High ground, views to Mt. Washington. OAITW r.2.0 Jun 9 #44

I guess you're right. But when the creeks rise and people need safe harbor erronis Jun 9 #46

Just made an observation. OAITW r.2.0 Jun 9 #47

Also, this reminds me of something... LuckyCharms Jun 8 #7

I don't think that's off topic at all, Lucky. True Dough Jun 8 #8

I just added an edit: LuckyCharms Jun 8 #9

A good explanation of the 5 foot rule. LuckyCharms Jun 8 #12

I don't think there is a livable 2nd floor. The pictures show a pull down stairway to the acttic. Fla Dem Jun 9 #23

I agree. LuckyCharms Jun 9 #24

In my book, that's a huge negative (proximity to NYC and northern NJ and traffic and ...) erronis Jun 9 #34

Agree. I couldn't live there, but... LuckyCharms Jun 9 #36

If you lived in a 300 sf apartment in Kowloon, PRC..... OAITW r.2.0 Jun 9 #48

Oh, hell no! 3catwoman3 Jun 8 #10

There is True Dough Jun 8 #11

Thnx. I'll do that. 3catwoman3 Jun 9 #13

Fla Dem posted the zillow link (also here) erronis Jun 9 #35

I'd have to see the inside first. Can we add wheels? littlemissmartypants Jun 9 #14

We sure can add wheels True Dough Jun 9 #17

You know me too well, True. littlemissmartypants Jun 9 #20

No, but I suppose it's better than being unhoused Niagara Jun 9 #16

Anyone who adds "Resort" to their name when selling mini homes True Dough Jun 9 #21

The "Resort" mini home company is in Texas Niagara Jun 9 #41

I know what you mean about kitchen cabinets True Dough Jun 9 #45

Nice find, True Niagara Wednesday #51

A lot more appealing than Old Crank Jun 9 #18

$499,000 for a garden shed. I'll pass. Emile Jun 9 #19

Here's the For Sale listing with pics. Currently listed at $499,000 Fla Dem Jun 9 #22

There is only the one pic that I can see. niyad Jun 9 #29

Try this link..... Fla Dem Jun 9 #40

Nope. I keep getting an error message. niyad Jun 9 #42

The listing states there is a garage with 2 parking space. CozyMystery Wednesday #55

There must be a backstory IbogaProject Wednesday #57

Whoever would spend half a MILLION for that.... some_of_us_are_sane Jun 9 #25

I'll move into a tiny house when Zuckerberg does - TBF Jun 9 #26

It's a Tuff Shed. $2,000 at Lowe's. niyad Jun 9 #27

I CHANGED THE SIGNAGE............ some_of_us_are_sane Jun 9 #28

PERFECT!!! niyad Jun 9 #32

At the beginning of the tiny house movement, they were being touted as niyad Jun 9 #31

I saw a house like that where they pulled the cieling down and presto! A bedroom! GreenWave Jun 9 #33

yes. AllaN01Bear Jun 9 #37

that looks a lot like my house markie Jun 9 #38

I prefer waterfront living enid602 Jun 9 #39

Not at that price. Figarosmom Jun 9 #43

That is what they were trying to rent it for! CozyMystery Wednesday #56

I lived in an uninsulated garden shed when I was a young feral human. hunter Wednesday #49

I don't see too many things wrong with this property except the price and the placement Niagara Wednesday #52

Damn, that place is so small, you'd have to go outside just to change your mind. LudwigPastorius Wednesday #50

If it comes with.... DFW Wednesday #53