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red dog 1

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22. A woman gets on a bus with her baby.

Thu May 21, 2026, 05:42 PM

May 21

The bus driver says, "My God, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man seated next to her, "The bus driver just insulted me!"
The man says, "You go up there and tell him off...Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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