I need someone to write an AI phone answerer for the robocallers with the following specs [View all]

It answers in Krasnov's voice.

It expresses intense interest in the product or service.

It keeps the robot on the line while constantly trying to get a human by expressing interest but needing specific information.

It agrees to buy anything but the caller must call a different number (at Mar-a-lago) for approval and credit card number or it provides fake or pre-used crypto account details or gift card numbers.

If all else fails and it has gotten a human, it tries to get information from the person while talking about fake common interests or tries to convince them that it is a food delivery service and the credit card given at the time of the order is no good and if they don't pay, the police will stop by to arrest them.

Oh! It must be free.