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NNadir

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23. In that state, punch away at both eyes. I won't notice. (Actually...

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #19)

Tue Mar 24, 2026, 01:14 AM

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...when I kick off, I want my wife to donate the vitreous fluid as a bioanalytical blank for eye drugs, so there won't be too much eye to punch.

In my last dying breath, I'll tell her, get that vitreous fluid out before Lucky gets here.

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Well, last night my wife made the sweetest unreasonable request of me. [View all] NNadir Monday OP

Well....... i completely understand. ... hugs and best to you both. Srkdqltr Monday #1

How sweet. Congratulations to you both for finding each other. LoisB Monday #2

Heheh. The words to Cherish were added to the first love letter blm Monday #3

You both married up. TexLaProgressive Monday #4

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We want you both to be healthy and happy Tanuki Monday #5

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In a just world, you would die in each other's arms, passing peacefully niyad Monday #8

From The "I Didn't Plan To Cry" Dept: This Widow Wishes You.... ColoringFool Monday #9

That's so wonderful when you get to live Figarosmom Monday #10

I've warned my wife that I want to go first. "If you go first, I'll have you stuffed." Intractable Monday #11

The best reason of all! Hang in there, buddy. Ford_Prefect Monday #12

"...and she's so damned sweet..." 3catwoman3 Monday #13

I love that song! mgardener Monday #14

The sweetness is overwhelming on both UTUSN Monday #16

I've told my husband that I get to go first. HeartsCanHope Monday #17

What a Sweet Wonderful Love Story.. Cha Monday #18

This warms my heart. LuckyCharms Monday #19

In that state, punch away at both eyes. I won't notice. (Actually... NNadir Yesterday #23

I take comfort in knowing I'm not alone. BurnDoubt 19 hrs ago #33

Thanks. n/t. NNadir 17 hrs ago #34

Same here. I'm in my mid 70s. multigraincracker Monday #20

One day at a time... jlshaw47 Monday #21

Here's to the Wives we've loved for many years! Turbineguy Monday #22

Do the best you can given your health problems malaise Yesterday #24

How sweet bdamomma Yesterday #25

I want to outlive my wife so I can care for her...if I can. Our 48th anniversary is in May. walkingman Yesterday #26

Awe, this brought tears to my eyes. hamsterjill Yesterday #27

This is what everyone wants. zanana1 Yesterday #28

We make the best choices we can Marthe48 Yesterday #29

How sweet seta1950 Yesterday #30

Love this! Joinfortmill 22 hrs ago #31

... BaronChocula 21 hrs ago #32