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46. From Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

Reply to Enter stage left (Original post)

Sun Jan 11, 2026, 01:00 PM

8 hrs ago

Ted: Remember when we were freshmen and your mom was a senior?

Bill: Shut up, Ted

Ted: remember when I asked your mom to the prom?

Bill: Shut up, Ted!

From who killed Roger Rabbit: You mean you could’ve got out of those handcuffs anytime?
Not anytime only when it was funny

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What was the greatest humorous line in cinema history in your estimation, I'll start with one I still laugh at... [View all] Enter stage left 23 hrs ago OP

"I am serious, and dont call me Shirley." Mark.b2 23 hrs ago #1

Thanks, wonderful response. Enter stage left 23 hrs ago #2

Napoleon Dynamite (2004): Do The Chickens Have Large Talons? IA8IT 23 hrs ago #3

I don't remember that, but I'll take your word for it. Enter stage left 23 hrs ago #9

Mine is.... essaynnc 23 hrs ago #4

Absolutely loved The Princess Bride, one of the greatest shows ever! Enter stage left 23 hrs ago #8

From Plan 9 From Outer Space. likesmountains 52 23 hrs ago #5

I don't think I ever saw the movie, I'll have to look it up. Enter stage left 23 hrs ago #10

Oh, the movie is terrible, so terrible it's a cult classisc. likesmountains 52 11 hrs ago #32

And remember............. keep to the Left. List left 23 hrs ago #6

I don't, enlighten us please. Enter stage left 23 hrs ago #11

Ladyhawk...great fantasy film...nt Wounded Bear 11 hrs ago #31

OH, I sure do! OldBaldy1701E 10 hrs ago #34

Buffy The Vampire Slayer movie FullySupportDems 23 hrs ago #7

Buffy had some great lines ms liberty 9 hrs ago #39

"But this one goes up to 11!" Whyisthisstillclose 22 hrs ago #12

"You can't really dust for vomit." Ocelot II 22 hrs ago #13

Well, I guess that is humorous, Enter stage left 22 hrs ago #14

In its context it's hilarious. But Spinal Tap had so many... Ocelot II 22 hrs ago #15

High on my list... "They used to call me 'Loopy'" JoseBalow 21 hrs ago #16

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" Coventina 21 hrs ago #17

Great... Enter stage left 20 hrs ago #19

From Casablanca sdfernando 20 hrs ago #18

From the end of the movie Some Like It Hot LogDog75 20 hrs ago #20

He has a wife you know. Her name is Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks. flvegan 16 hrs ago #21

"Blow your noses and seize him!" OldBaldy1701E 10 hrs ago #36

Not exactly a line StoolPigeon 16 hrs ago #22

That was great! sunnybrook 13 hrs ago #24

"The Ox is slow, but the earth is patient" bobalew 13 hrs ago #23

"And that's Capricorn, is it?" sl8 12 hrs ago #25

"Excuse me, while I whip this out. " Harold Shea 12 hrs ago #26

This cloudbase 12 hrs ago #27

"You know . . . Morons! no_hypocrisy 12 hrs ago #28

It all depends on the setup nuxvomica 11 hrs ago #29

From"Escanaba in Da Moonlight", a Jeff Daniel's film Tbear 11 hrs ago #30

From "The Great Race" Turbineguy 11 hrs ago #33

"There is no way... NO WAY... that you could come from my loins!" OldBaldy1701E 10 hrs ago #35

No! Don't let them out!! justaprogressive 10 hrs ago #37

"Well if you take the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy!" CTyankee 10 hrs ago #38

Bring out your dead ... 'I'm not dead yet.' whack " cbabe 9 hrs ago #40

Wait! Wait! Where are you going? hermetic 9 hrs ago #41

Emehrgancy! Everybody to get from street! lpbk2713 9 hrs ago #42

An early Alan Arkin masterpiece! Thunderbeast 9 hrs ago #44

From The Big Lebowski. Borogove 9 hrs ago #43

Joe E. Brown, "Nobody's perfect." Some Like it Hot. n/t malthaussen 8 hrs ago #45

From Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure Alpeduez21 8 hrs ago #46

Puttin' on the Ritz! Morbius 25 min ago #47

"Mongo only pawn in game of life" Zorro 7 min ago #48