The DU Lounge

I used to be in advertising, so I knew it would come to this. This person is being hyperanalytical about page views and “engagement.” His “service” is oriented toward people who used to be in a job capacity like what I had, where I decided how to spend $25 million. His service, mixpro, would give me an analytic way to design my ad or public relations spending. Plus if you note, I can share this with my colleagues so we can all waste our time watching how someone points and clicks.

This is the ultimate “nothing” (meaningless) job.