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markbark

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Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Fri Jan 2, 2026, 10:10 AM

Jan 2

What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef

What do you call a cow who ALMOST jumps a barbed wire fence?
Udder disaster

What do you call a cow who's just given birth?
De-calf-innated.

What do you call a male bovine who just swallowed a hand grenade?
Abominable

What do you call the sme bovie after the grenade goes off?
Noble

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What do you call advice from a cow? Answer is beef tips [View all] debm55 Jan 2 OP

Utterance Historic NY Jan 2 #1

Sorry, not correct Historic NY, but thanks for trying. debm55 Jan 2 #3

Guernsey or Jersey? marble falls Jan 2 #2

Sorry not correct, marble falls. TY for trying. debm55 Jan 2 #4

Udder nonsense. Fla Dem Jan 2 #5

Excellent answer.Fla Dem . But not correct. Thank you for trying debm55 Jan 2 #6

A moo(t) point? LoisB Jan 2 #7

Great answer but not correct. Thank you for trying , LoisB debm55 Jan 2 #8

Cownseling? AmBlue Jan 2 #9

Terrific answer , AmBlue, but not the correct answer. thank you for trying. debm55 Jan 2 #10

More... markbark Jan 2 #11

HAHAHHAHHAHAH. Thank you very much, markbark. for sharing the cow jokes. debm55 Jan 2 #12