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Danascot

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4. What do we know about the new wife?

Reply to nuxvomica (Reply #2)

Sun May 24, 2026, 11:11 AM

May 24

Is she sufficiently MAGA?
Is she loud and obnoxious?
Is Don Jr willing to share his coke stash with her?
Does she have Mar–a–Lago face yet?
Are her breasts pumped up enough to meet Don Sr's approval? (Is this why Don Sr refused to attend the wedding?)
Since Don Sr didn't attend the wedding does "Everything trump touches turns to shit" still apply?
Is she Republican Christian? Fascist Christian? Generic Hypocrite Christian?
Is Polymarket saying she’ll last a year?
Is she prepared to be criminally charged when the rest of the family goes down?

We need to know all this and more so we can troll her properly.

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Wouldn't her haikus be in all-caps and full of exclamation points? nuxvomica May 24 #2

What do we know about the new wife? Danascot May 24 #4

Bettina Anderson from West Palm Beach FakeNoose May 24 #5

She played Lacrosse, too. Nice, preppy sort of sport... CTyankee Thursday #6

The best is yet to come! liberalla May 24 #3