'Two Corinthians Walk Into a Bar...' - jojofromjerz [View all]

"Since Two Corinthians Trump is apparently going to be participating in some kind of public Hooked on Phonics Bible reading today—and you already know the glazed-eyed, gospel-glossed MAGA cultists are going to be teeny-peen creaming themselves over how sanctified, how scripture-slick, how halo-adjacent he suddenly is, like he’s been bathed in borrowed holiness and quietly finding God between 34 felony counts—let’s take a little refresher course on Donald Trump’s relationship with God, shall we?"

"When Donald was a five-year-old boy, he was caught throwing rocks at a baby in a crib in a neighboring yard, and when he was eligible for the draft, while his peers went off to war, he suddenly developed a medical condition he didn’t have."

"He left his first wife, who said he raped her, for his second wife, who he cheated on with his third wife, who he cheated on with a porn star and a Playmate, both of whom he then paid to keep quiet before lying about the money he paid them."

"Yes. Really."

"He called women dogs and bragged about grabbing them by the pussy. He cheated people out of their money, stole from charities, stiffed his workers, and ran a fake university. He mocked a teenager’s learning disability, joked about Paul Pelosi being attacked with a hammer, cracked jokes about President Biden’s cancer diagnosis, and celebrated the deaths of Robert Mueller and Rob Reiner."

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https://open.substack.com/pub/jojofromjerz/p/two-corinthians-walk-into-a-bar?r=r38w4&utm_medium=ios