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FakeNoose

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4. Borowitz Report: Part 2
Sun Jan 18, 2026, 12:07 PM
Jan 2026

Here's the rest of the story ....

Unfortunately, the colt’s record was no more winning than his owner’s. Trump (the man) demanded that Trump (the horse) race immediately, against the advice of its trainer. After a bug swept through the horse’s stable in Florida, Trump, in an early display of his penchant for downplaying viruses, demanded that DJ keep training. (Interestingly, though he would later promote the equine dewormer Ivermectin to treat humans for COVID, he did not prescribe this horse medicine for an actual horse.)

Much like the Kennedy Center, which hemorrhaged ticket buyers and performing artists after being tarnished by Trump’s name, a curse befell the horse formerly known as Alibi. Because of Trump’s insistence that it keep training, the ill-fated steed would never race: it became infected with the virus and lost circulation in his forelegs. Eerily, a similar affliction would someday strike his namesake.




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I'd love to read the rest but there's a paywall. Ocelot II Jan 2026 #1
I think this link lets you see the story FakeNoose Jan 2026 #2
It doesn't work. I tried archive too, that just went to the paywall. Ocelot II Jan 2026 #3
Please see my "Part 2" FakeNoose Jan 2026 #5
Borowitz Report: Part 2 FakeNoose Jan 2026 #4
Thanks! Poor horse. Ocelot II Jan 2026 #6
That's a true story! Grins Jan 2026 #7
Chump has had nothing but failures FakeNoose Jan 2026 #8
K&R LetMyPeopleVote Jan 2026 #9
Trump looks more like a horse's ass Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jan 2026 #10
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