Borowitz - Little Marco's Big Lie [View all]

On last Sunday’s “Meet the Press,” Marco Rubio alarmed the American people by reminding them that he is not only Secretary of State but also National Security Advisor. That means that a scary portion of what is laughingly called US “foreign policy” is now being devised by Little Marco’s little brain.

L.M. was visibly throbbing with hubris throughout his TV appearance. It must be an orgasmic experience to clutch, at long last, a diplomatic portfolio after an excruciating year of ceding it to the weaselly likes of Steve Witkoff, who presumably became Trump’s golf buddy by letting him cheat.

After crowing to MTP’s Kristin Welker about the illegal kidnapping of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro—who, in the interest of being fair and balanced, we’ll call Little Narco—Rubio proceeded to rattle his toy saber in the direction of his favorite nemesis: Cuba.

“Is the Cuban government the Trump administration's next target, Mr. Secretary?’ Welker asked.

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