Michael Cohen - Fifty Shades of Black Marker [View all]

Yesterday was the moment we were promised the Epstein files; fully released, completely transparent, no more excuses. Not a teaser. Not a cliffhanger. Not a “wait for the sequel.” Just sunlight, disinfectant, and the truth… right before someone turned off the lights.

What we got instead was a federal arts-and-crafts project titled Fifty Shades of Black Marker.

I’ve seen this movie before. Literally.

Back in 1992, when I was prepping for a medical malpractice trial; back when facts still mattered and photocopiers were the backbone of justice, I had to duplicate thousands of pages of hospital records. Charts, notes, reports, the whole bloody mess. The copier malfunctioned. The technician shrugged and told me the roller was faulty. Every page came out pitch black. Not “hard to read.” Not “a little smudged.” Just pure, existential darkness. A legal blackout.

Apparently, that same technician now works for the Department of Justice.

https://www.meidasplus.com/p/fifty-shades-of-black-marker