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thomas can just hop in his billionaire gifted RV and drive away (but will he take the crazy missus along for the ride?)

alito can just fly another one of his don't tread on me flags (or whatever he was flying) and that should send the emergency bat signal to his neighbors to build higher fences so they don't have to look at his fucking ugly face

kavanaugh can just kick back with a keg or two and by the time he wakes up the following afternoon he won't remember a thing

gorsuch can offer to sell them some property in exchange for their participation in a seance so he can have a little chitchat with mommy

roberts can hide out in his own personal home confessional where he can spend some time repenting and begging god to forgive him for helping to ruin the country. we'll even throw in a new $15.00 rosery