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Talitha

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16. He'll be perfectly comfortable.

Reply to DrFunkenstein (Original post)

Thu Jul 2, 2026, 12:24 PM

19 hrs ago

Via an onstage A/C unit aimed right at him, or maybe he'll be in a climate controlled booth. He'll make sure he's perfectly comfortable. So comfortable in fact, that he'll go down in history as THE most comfortable president EVER.

And as usual, We The People will foot the bill.

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Trump vows to give long July 4 address even if it is 107 degrees [View all] DrFunkenstein 20 hrs ago OP

It will be after sunset. No joy in watching if he isn't melting in the sun! mymomwasright 20 hrs ago #1

Temperatures in DC are slow to decrease after the sun goes down. It will still be quite hot at 9:45 PM. generalbetrayus 20 hrs ago #2

He will only smell worse. twodogsbarking 18 hrs ago #18

That ought to pack in the crowds! Midnight Writer 20 hrs ago #3

After 45 minutes of windbaggery, hopefully they'll aim the fireworks at him... johnnyplankton 20 hrs ago #4

Who in god's name is going to go listen to this blowhard speak at 9:45 pm in this heat? Ray Bruns 20 hrs ago #5

I won't watch a second of his BS or the fireworks. I will glance at my 17' flagpole Bengus81 20 hrs ago #6

Works for me. Keep talking. Joinfortmill 20 hrs ago #7

Will they make manly military members show up? Dulcinea 20 hrs ago #8

Go for it Donald! Wear a suit and tie and make the speech as long as possible! Also make sure you slather as much Fil1957 19 hrs ago #9

Compensating, obviously. 🍄 (Stormy Daniels knows.) QueerDuck 19 hrs ago #10

For God's sake Mz Pip 19 hrs ago #11

Let's hope the address is drop-dead...... Aristus 19 hrs ago #12

It'd be funny if he fell asleep at the ceremony and had to wake him up sakabatou 19 hrs ago #13

An hour prior, he'll announce another two week delay Torchlight 19 hrs ago #14

Good, let him bake. Fla Dem 19 hrs ago #15

He'll be perfectly comfortable. Talitha 19 hrs ago #16

A fun prank: set up the a/c, then turn it off when he starts speaking. Qutzupalotl 17 hrs ago #24

I hope that he does this LetMyPeopleVote 19 hrs ago #17

We are due for a stroke of luck Bluetus 18 hrs ago #19

Exposure to excessive heat will be good preparation Blumancru 17 hrs ago #20

Elderly, in poor shape, wearing heavy dark clothes in suffocating heat. Yeah baby. twodogsbarking 17 hrs ago #21

Trump vows to give long July 4 address even if it is 107 degrees. MLWR 17 hrs ago #22

I hope he lingers into the 5th. DavidDvorkin 17 hrs ago #23

May he die slowly tonekat 17 hrs ago #25

It will be well after sunset and much cooler when he speaks karynnj 16 hrs ago #26

Super idea. May he all the MAGA watchers cook - so they understand where they're headed when they die. Wonder Why 16 hrs ago #27

Oh please do Donny Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin 16 hrs ago #28

I remember when he gave that speech at the Arizona border wall in August 2024. LeftInTX 15 hrs ago #29

Please proceed, Mr. Trump. madinmaryland 14 hrs ago #30

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