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3. The only Meta subscription I'd buy is the monthly KAZRITN package.

Wed Jul 1, 2026, 01:27 PM

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That's right, the Kick Assclown Zuckerberg Right In The Nuts package. Once a month, you and your Meta glasses whatevers get to walk up and kick ole Zuckerfuck right square in the ole nads, baby, hard as you please. The subscription also pays for online storage of each Wallop 'o tha Balls and the ensuing clutching, falling, grimacing, crying, screaming, etc for the following 10 minutes. It resets once a year. For $10, you can save your favorites forever.

I kid of course, I don't believe in violence. Something like that.

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