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1. U.S. negotiators (reluctantly) agree to all Iranian demands, because realistically, that’s the only way it’ll happen. Of course, we can’t guarantee that Bibi will abide by anything, but our negotiators will assure Iran that he will stay in line.
2. The Oranganus will loudly proclaim he has brought to an end another war. (Or two or three, because why not?) And he’ll lie about the negotiated terms, so that our media reports only good news favorable to dear leader.
3. US spokespersons and the orangy one will loudly assert “Fake news!” anytime Iranians point out the fallacies being spewed from our lying liars.
Problem solved!
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