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25. Safest place would be in a casket six feet underground.

Sun May 24, 2026, 03:47 PM

May 24

Safest for the rest of us on this planet, that is.

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Trump thanks Secret Service, renews call for ballroom after White House shooting [View all] mahatmakanejeeves May 24 OP

What an asshole. Scrivener7 May 24 #1

The deceased gunman said he was Jesus Christ. GreenWave May 24 #2

Not the first time that a man claiming to be Jesus was killed. twodogsbarking May 24 #28

Shootings vishnura May 24 #4

Oh, who didn't see that coming? MolecularDust May 24 #6

Trump can't stay in his Ballroom 24/7 and videohead5 May 24 #7

Paranoia has set in. Joinfortmill May 24 #11

The White House is already equipped with an underground safe room FakeNoose May 24 #15

Trump thinks videohead5 May 24 #26

LOL buzzycrumbhunger May 24 #29

It could be argued that placing a ballroom in the vicinity taxi May 24 #8

No 'Versailles' ballroom, please. Joinfortmill May 24 #9

Fucking asshole dalton99a May 24 #10

He's a meglamaniac. Joinfortmill May 24 #12

Back in the Bunker! James48 May 24 #17

Besides all of the great comments above MolecularDust May 24 #19

There was a safe room under the East wing, Bayard May 24 #20

There's an emergency command bunker under the south lawn as well. chowder66 May 24 #21

That's a backhanded thanks then. They did their job! chowder66 May 24 #22

I fail to see how a room made for dancing will do "whatever"... LeftInTX May 24 #23

So Machiavelli's prediction is true Farmer-Rick May 24 #24

Safest place would be in a casket six feet underground. Talitha May 24 #25

so, does that mean THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS are not enough? Skittles May 24 #27

Counter-offer pat_k May 24 #31