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51. "Check out my wife! Now stop looking at her, she's mine!"

Mon May 4, 2026, 07:46 PM

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Her: "I just love real he-men with Teutonic tattoos who are incredibly insecure and play fast and loose with classified information! ...Please excuse me, I have to make a long-distance call."

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Pete Hegseth is now bringing his wife to Pentagon meetings after he ousted top officials: report [View all] BumRushDaShow Monday OP

clown show Whip-poor-will Monday #1

Might be based on issues of control. no_hypocrisy Monday #2

Yep, look at the way he holds onto her Walleye Monday #6

Yeah lonely bird 17 hrs ago #57

Many years ago, I had a professor bring his wife livetohike Monday #3

Well Thank God JBTaurus83 Monday #4

Maybe she sneaks in the vodka nips in her pocket book. dem4decades Monday #5

I got a little chuckle... llmart Monday #13

I still call it a "pocketbook" BumRushDaShow Monday #16

Me too. llmart Monday #20

The voice of my mom saying - BumRushDaShow Monday #21

pocketbook and billfold jmbar2 Monday #38

We never used "billfold" that much it at all BumRushDaShow Monday #42

Not sure why we called it a billfold - it was usually pretty empty of bills. jmbar2 Monday #46

I did have a bunch of coin purses BumRushDaShow Monday #48

One of those mom-isms? We 50's born boomers got loads of those! Bengus81 Monday #43

Ditto... yorkster Monday #25

Maybe she's there because he can't remember details when he's blackout drunk johnnyplankton Monday #7

She's there for "moral support" nuxvomica Monday #8

Probably to make sure he stays sober. dflprincess Monday #28

Does she even have a security clearance. Ray Bruns Monday #9

From her bio, she has never held a position requiring a security clearance. TomSlick Monday #52

"Hegseth has now grown increasingly isolated within the Pentagon" Dulcinea Monday #10

;-{) CROSSING THRESHOLDS Goonch Monday #11

Does she have security clearance? mgardener Monday #12

Does she have a security clearance? AverageOldGuy Monday #14

Putin's agenda... dlk Monday #15

His chief enabler. travelingthrulife Monday #17

How quaint.........next up give her the code book for the missiles going thru Cheyenne Mountain.......... turbinetree Monday #18

Trump Been Lootin', evil mastermind of crashing Pete Hegseth into the Pentagon. RedWhiteBlueIsRacist Monday #19

Apparently,she has been misogyny proofed. BattleRow Monday #22

Kid Rock will probably be next Beaverhausen Monday #23

Hey, Kid Rock flew in a helicopter.. Permanut Monday #27

It would have been more fun if Kid Rock had hijacked Ilsa Monday #31

Talk about insecure. BradBo Monday #24

who's more likely to lie - the media or this administration? samsingh Monday #26

She's there to keep him on the straight and narrow GenThePerservering Monday #29

Gee, when John Lennon started doing that, the Beatles broke up. n/t malthaussen Monday #30

oSNL needs to parody this. Blonde with pink coat is a Ilsa Monday #32

Of course he's bringing his wife, Buddyzbuddy Monday #33

He Rebl2 Monday #40

WTAF? How dafuq did she get clearance? Bribes? sakabatou Monday #34

A lovely dinner date over bombs and booze. Efilroft Sul Monday #35

Who will play her on SNL? twodogsbarking Monday #36

MTG...if she's so em "pissed" at Republicants then show us Bengus81 Monday #45

I thought he hated women in the military. Guess it's OK for military meetings when your wife Marie Marie Monday #37

How in Rebl2 Monday #39

We sometimes have a spouse show up with a new AA member RainCaster Monday #41

Was his mommy unavailable? struggle4progress Monday #44

I was wondering if he was longing for BumRushDaShow Monday #47

How does she have that level of security clearance? JT45242 Monday #49

Designated driver Katcat Monday #50

"Check out my wife! Now stop looking at her, she's mine!" Grokenstein Monday #51

His emotional support person? Aussie105 Monday #53

OPSEC! Has he even heard of it? HappyLarge 23 hrs ago #54

Is she still working in television "news"? SomewhereInTheMiddle 22 hrs ago #55

My first thought as well BumRushDaShow 17 hrs ago #56