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littlemissmartypants

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8. Build him his own bulletproof popemobile. Make him have to go everywhere in it...
Tue Apr 28, 2026, 07:33 PM
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Even while he's inside. Constantly reminding him that he may have enemies close by with knives so he can never be safe with anyone.

Even MTG turned on him eventually. Anyone in his inner circle might be next and carrying a hidden weapon.

Make him as paranoid as possible, and maybe he'll drive himself totally and completely, terminally bonkers as a result.

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Exactly right! Thank you Sarah McBride! FakeNoose Tuesday #1
Indeed! ck4829 Wednesday #18
;-{) FAMILY BUSINESS Goonch Tuesday #2
Definitely sums it up in image form ck4829 Wednesday #19
"Great Gatsby parties in the White House." BeyondGeography Tuesday #3
Really sums it up ck4829 Wednesday #20
Again, if he needs enclosed in a bunker with 7-inch reinforced glass and total security to be safe, Midnight Writer Tuesday #4
I asked the same question..do we have to put domes over his golf courses and clubs? Deuxcents Tuesday #7
Just put a giant soundproof, tweetproof dome over him for his protection. ck4829 Wednesday #22
... BumRushDaShow Wednesday #27
Great questions! ck4829 Wednesday #21
One day at a time. BidenRocks Tuesday #5
For some reason, landlords and grocery stores don't like being told to wait for their money though ck4829 Wednesday #17
His pety mind is easy to read. He thinks if tax payer buy it a new President won't be able to tear it down. flashman13 Tuesday #6
Build him his own bulletproof popemobile. Make him have to go everywhere in it... littlemissmartypants Tuesday #8
He's already bonkers RainCaster Tuesday #9
If he's still walking and talking then it's not gone enough. littlemissmartypants Tuesday #10
Absolutely bonkers ck4829 Wednesday #25
Since PEDO has to have a fuckiing buncker/ Cha Tuesday #11
Yep ck4829 Wednesday #23
The WHCA dinner is NOT a WH event. Even if he had had his atrocious ballroom, it wouldn't have been held there. pat_k Tuesday #12
Good to know ck4829 Wednesday #24
A little missive today from my esteemed senator.... Bayard Tuesday #13
tax the billionaires seabiscuit5920 Wednesday #14
Right? ck4829 Wednesday #16
K&R ck4829 Wednesday #15
Send them Thoughts and Prayer's Traildogbob Wednesday #26
Kick dalton99a Wednesday #28
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