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58. Everyone needs to read 2 Chronicles

Sun Apr 19, 2026, 04:12 PM

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Paraphrasing here: Solomon took over David’s throne and led his people well. Eventually God spoke to him and asked him what he wanted from God. Solomon just said he wanted knowledge and wisdom to make him a better king.

God told him that because he only asked for those things, and not for treasure or to have all his enemies killed, he’d get what he asked for and God would also make him rich.

Trump probably thinks this applies to him. If reading this with a straight face doesn’t get him smited instantly and his properties and treasure miracled out of existence, the debate over whether there’s a god will have been answered for all time.

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Trump to join public Bible reading as Pope Leo clash simmers [View all] BumRushDaShow Yesterday OP

C'mon, God, you know what to do. They'll all be in one place so the efficient use of lightning will be possible... Ocelot II Yesterday #1

He's overdue for a smiting! TexasBushwhacker Yesterday #7

Maybe he'll burst into flames. Dulcinea 22 hrs ago #33

What an effing joke. PittBlue Yesterday #2

Well, in all fairness, piddyprints Yesterday #3

True... PittBlue Yesterday #6

He'll probably have an erection if they read about babies heads being bashed against walls. travelingthrulife 11 hrs ago #55

I hope we don't see that.... CTyankee 10 hrs ago #56

I hope he holds the right side up. nt pazzyanne Yesterday #22

Trump to read "Song of Solomon" . . . . . . no_hypocrisy Yesterday #4

That'll get him all hot BumRushDaShow Yesterday #5

Salacious part of the bible! seabiscuit5920 Yesterday #13

From the King Jimmy version... ultralite001 Yesterday #8

God should send some lightning bolts. Irish_Dem Yesterday #9

Like this... sop 23 hrs ago #27

Hegseth will pick the verses Trump reads caraher Yesterday #10

I think Netanyahu told Trump he is the Messiah delisen Yesterday #11

Trump would burst into flames if he had to read Matthew 25:31-46. Ocelot II Yesterday #12

Gathering of traitors and blasphemers (if you believe, I don't). SamKnause Yesterday #14

Trump's biggest challenge will be to stay awake. oasis Yesterday #15

We all know he cannot stay on script... EarthFirst Yesterday #16

He won't actually read anything aloud from the Bible, but if we're lucky... Grokenstein 22 hrs ago #32

windmills and getting electrocuted by an EBoat? How God called him "Sir"? Wonder Why 6 hrs ago #57

None of these phony christians has a clue what their faith demands. travelingthrulife Yesterday #17

Did he give up on Two Corinthians ToxMarz Yesterday #18

Because of course you know he has to show he's better at it than the Pope blue blues Yesterday #19

Just ask him to recite any passage from memory - no reading text. The result will be hilarious. erronis Yesterday #20

Oh, let him read it. Or try. That'd be pretty funny Attilatheblond 20 hrs ago #40

He's not sleeping too well. Great chance to take a long nap. PuraVidaDreamin Yesterday #21

The smite button!!! paleotn Yesterday #23

Irony? Smilo Yesterday #24

trump has no reading comprehension radical noodle 22 hrs ago #35

OMG. Will he even read it? MadameButterfly 13 hrs ago #46

Please god Keepthesoulalive Yesterday #25

If the Bible doesn't burst into flame not fooled Yesterday #26

😳🙄😂 underpants 23 hrs ago #28

Whoa boy. For the first time in my life, I had to work from mahina 23 hrs ago #30

Please tell me he is reading One Corinthian. Lord, mahina 23 hrs ago #29

May the dark and filthy one read Matthew 6:5 mobeau69 23 hrs ago #31

Has he asked who are the 2 Chronicles yet? KPN 22 hrs ago #34

Simon and Schuster BidenRocks 17 hrs ago #42

Wondering - will they be reading the Bible at the corner church? Seinan Sensei 22 hrs ago #36

Every Bible within 100 feet of Trump might just burst into flames. cstanleytech 21 hrs ago #37

The thing of it, I believe he doesn't know how to read. Remember when he tried to read the Constitution and got 3Hotdogs 21 hrs ago #38

Not that many Americans do anymore. Trump least of all. Karasu 20 hrs ago #39

No. Not a joke. He REALLY can't read. Dyslexia or something. But he has trouble reading. 3Hotdogs 13 hrs ago #45

Is it possible that dyslexia or something like it MadameButterfly 13 hrs ago #48

I think I heard something about that being the case before. Karasu 3 hrs ago #60

hysterical. more excerpts from pulp fiction orleans 18 hrs ago #41

Not Interested bmichaelh 17 hrs ago #43

I'm torn between repulsed and fascinated MadameButterfly 13 hrs ago #49

Christians Engaged and Trump lonely bird 14 hrs ago #44

This is all they can think of to do MadameButterfly 13 hrs ago #50

Here's a couple of verses for him ( I think Twain first put them together) Maeve 13 hrs ago #47

the orange pedo's reading of genesis. Javaman 13 hrs ago #51

Baal 2.0 Whip-poor-will 12 hrs ago #52

what they will refuse to read from the Bible azureblue 11 hrs ago #53

This ought to be a hoot! travelingthrulife 11 hrs ago #54

Not to mention lonely bird 5 hrs ago #59

Everyone needs to read 2 Chronicles jmowreader 5 hrs ago #58

For a preview, watch the first two minutes of this video ... eppur_se_muova 1 hr ago #61