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Javaman

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51. the orange pedo's reading of genesis.

Reply to BumRushDaShow (Original post)

Sun Apr 19, 2026, 08:29 AM

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"god said, let their be trump!"

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Trump to join public Bible reading as Pope Leo clash simmers [View all] BumRushDaShow 16 hrs ago OP

C'mon, God, you know what to do. They'll all be in one place so the efficient use of lightning will be possible... Ocelot II 16 hrs ago #1

He's overdue for a smiting! TexasBushwhacker 15 hrs ago #7

Maybe he'll burst into flames. Dulcinea 11 hrs ago #33

What an effing joke. PittBlue 16 hrs ago #2

Well, in all fairness, piddyprints 15 hrs ago #3

True... PittBlue 15 hrs ago #6

He'll probably have an erection if they read about babies heads being bashed against walls. travelingthrulife 42 min ago #55

I hope we don't see that.... CTyankee 2 min ago #56

I hope he holds the right side up. nt pazzyanne 13 hrs ago #22

Trump to read "Song of Solomon" . . . . . . no_hypocrisy 15 hrs ago #4

That'll get him all hot BumRushDaShow 15 hrs ago #5

Salacious part of the bible! seabiscuit5920 14 hrs ago #13

From the King Jimmy version... ultralite001 15 hrs ago #8

God should send some lightning bolts. Irish_Dem 15 hrs ago #9

Like this... sop 12 hrs ago #27

Hegseth will pick the verses Trump reads caraher 15 hrs ago #10

I think Netanyahu told Trump he is the Messiah delisen 15 hrs ago #11

Trump would burst into flames if he had to read Matthew 25:31-46. Ocelot II 15 hrs ago #12

Gathering of traitors and blasphemers (if you believe, I don't). SamKnause 14 hrs ago #14

Trump's biggest challenge will be to stay awake. oasis 14 hrs ago #15

We all know he cannot stay on script... EarthFirst 14 hrs ago #16

He won't actually read anything aloud from the Bible, but if we're lucky... Grokenstein 11 hrs ago #32

None of these phony christians has a clue what their faith demands. travelingthrulife 14 hrs ago #17

Did he give up on Two Corinthians ToxMarz 14 hrs ago #18

Because of course you know he has to show he's better at it than the Pope blue blues 14 hrs ago #19

Just ask him to recite any passage from memory - no reading text. The result will be hilarious. erronis 14 hrs ago #20

Oh, let him read it. Or try. That'd be pretty funny Attilatheblond 9 hrs ago #40

He's not sleeping too well. Great chance to take a long nap. PuraVidaDreamin 13 hrs ago #21

The smite button!!! paleotn 13 hrs ago #23

Irony? Smilo 13 hrs ago #24

trump has no reading comprehension radical noodle 11 hrs ago #35

OMG. Will he even read it? MadameButterfly 2 hrs ago #46

Please god Keepthesoulalive 13 hrs ago #25

If the Bible doesn't burst into flame not fooled 13 hrs ago #26

😳🙄😂 underpants 12 hrs ago #28

Whoa boy. For the first time in my life, I had to work from mahina 12 hrs ago #30

Please tell me he is reading One Corinthian. Lord, mahina 12 hrs ago #29

May the dark and filthy one read Matthew 6:5 mobeau69 12 hrs ago #31

Has he asked who are the 2 Chronicles yet? KPN 11 hrs ago #34

Simon and Schuster BidenRocks 6 hrs ago #42

Wondering - will they be reading the Bible at the corner church? Seinan Sensei 11 hrs ago #36

Every Bible within 100 feet of Trump might just burst into flames. cstanleytech 10 hrs ago #37

The thing of it, I believe he doesn't know how to read. Remember when he tried to read the Constitution and got 3Hotdogs 10 hrs ago #38

Not that many Americans do anymore. Trump least of all. Karasu 9 hrs ago #39

No. Not a joke. He REALLY can't read. Dyslexia or something. But he has trouble reading. 3Hotdogs 3 hrs ago #45

Is it possible that dyslexia or something like it MadameButterfly 2 hrs ago #48

hysterical. more excerpts from pulp fiction orleans 7 hrs ago #41

Not Interested bmichaelh 6 hrs ago #43

I'm torn between repulsed and fascinated MadameButterfly 2 hrs ago #49

Christians Engaged and Trump lonely bird 3 hrs ago #44

This is all they can think of to do MadameButterfly 2 hrs ago #50

Here's a couple of verses for him ( I think Twain first put them together) Maeve 2 hrs ago #47

the orange pedo's reading of genesis. Javaman 2 hrs ago #51

Baal 2.0 Whip-poor-will 1 hr ago #52

what they will refuse to read from the Bible azureblue 49 min ago #53

This ought to be a hoot! travelingthrulife 43 min ago #54