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47. Here's a couple of verses for him ( I think Twain first put them together)

Sun Apr 19, 2026, 08:06 AM

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Matthew 27:5 and the second part of Luke 10:37
So Judas threw the money into the temple and left. Then he went away and hanged himself.

The expert in the law replied, “The one who had mercy on him.” Jesus told him, “Go and do likewise.”

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C'mon, God, you know what to do. They'll all be in one place so the efficient use of lightning will be possible... Ocelot II Yesterday #1

He's overdue for a smiting! TexasBushwhacker Yesterday #7

Maybe he'll burst into flames. Dulcinea 21 hrs ago #33

What an effing joke. PittBlue Yesterday #2

Well, in all fairness, piddyprints Yesterday #3

True... PittBlue Yesterday #6

He'll probably have an erection if they read about babies heads being bashed against walls. travelingthrulife 10 hrs ago #55

I hope we don't see that.... CTyankee 9 hrs ago #56

I hope he holds the right side up. nt pazzyanne 23 hrs ago #22

Trump to read "Song of Solomon" . . . . . . no_hypocrisy Yesterday #4

That'll get him all hot BumRushDaShow Yesterday #5

Salacious part of the bible! seabiscuit5920 Yesterday #13

From the King Jimmy version... ultralite001 Yesterday #8

God should send some lightning bolts. Irish_Dem Yesterday #9

Like this... sop 22 hrs ago #27

Hegseth will pick the verses Trump reads caraher Yesterday #10

I think Netanyahu told Trump he is the Messiah delisen Yesterday #11

Trump would burst into flames if he had to read Matthew 25:31-46. Ocelot II Yesterday #12

Gathering of traitors and blasphemers (if you believe, I don't). SamKnause Yesterday #14

Trump's biggest challenge will be to stay awake. oasis Yesterday #15

We all know he cannot stay on script... EarthFirst Yesterday #16

He won't actually read anything aloud from the Bible, but if we're lucky... Grokenstein 21 hrs ago #32

windmills and getting electrocuted by an EBoat? How God called him "Sir"? Wonder Why 5 hrs ago #57

None of these phony christians has a clue what their faith demands. travelingthrulife Yesterday #17

Did he give up on Two Corinthians ToxMarz Yesterday #18

Because of course you know he has to show he's better at it than the Pope blue blues Yesterday #19

Just ask him to recite any passage from memory - no reading text. The result will be hilarious. erronis 23 hrs ago #20

Oh, let him read it. Or try. That'd be pretty funny Attilatheblond 18 hrs ago #40

He's not sleeping too well. Great chance to take a long nap. PuraVidaDreamin 23 hrs ago #21

The smite button!!! paleotn 23 hrs ago #23

Irony? Smilo 22 hrs ago #24

trump has no reading comprehension radical noodle 21 hrs ago #35

OMG. Will he even read it? MadameButterfly 12 hrs ago #46

Please god Keepthesoulalive 22 hrs ago #25

If the Bible doesn't burst into flame not fooled 22 hrs ago #26

😳🙄😂 underpants 22 hrs ago #28

Whoa boy. For the first time in my life, I had to work from mahina 22 hrs ago #30

Please tell me he is reading One Corinthian. Lord, mahina 22 hrs ago #29

May the dark and filthy one read Matthew 6:5 mobeau69 21 hrs ago #31

Has he asked who are the 2 Chronicles yet? KPN 21 hrs ago #34

Simon and Schuster BidenRocks 16 hrs ago #42

Wondering - will they be reading the Bible at the corner church? Seinan Sensei 21 hrs ago #36

Every Bible within 100 feet of Trump might just burst into flames. cstanleytech 19 hrs ago #37

The thing of it, I believe he doesn't know how to read. Remember when he tried to read the Constitution and got 3Hotdogs 19 hrs ago #38

Not that many Americans do anymore. Trump least of all. Karasu 19 hrs ago #39

No. Not a joke. He REALLY can't read. Dyslexia or something. But he has trouble reading. 3Hotdogs 12 hrs ago #45

Is it possible that dyslexia or something like it MadameButterfly 12 hrs ago #48

I think I heard something about that being the case before. Karasu 1 hr ago #60

hysterical. more excerpts from pulp fiction orleans 17 hrs ago #41

Not Interested bmichaelh 15 hrs ago #43

I'm torn between repulsed and fascinated MadameButterfly 12 hrs ago #49

Christians Engaged and Trump lonely bird 12 hrs ago #44

This is all they can think of to do MadameButterfly 12 hrs ago #50

Here's a couple of verses for him ( I think Twain first put them together) Maeve 12 hrs ago #47

the orange pedo's reading of genesis. Javaman 12 hrs ago #51

Baal 2.0 Whip-poor-will 11 hrs ago #52

what they will refuse to read from the Bible azureblue 10 hrs ago #53

This ought to be a hoot! travelingthrulife 10 hrs ago #54

Not to mention lonely bird 4 hrs ago #59

Everyone needs to read 2 Chronicles jmowreader 4 hrs ago #58