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45. No. Not a joke. He REALLY can't read. Dyslexia or something. But he has trouble reading.
Sun Apr 19, 2026, 07:56 AM
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C'mon, God, you know what to do. They'll all be in one place so the efficient use of lightning will be possible... Ocelot II Yesterday #1
He's overdue for a smiting! TexasBushwhacker Yesterday #7
Maybe he'll burst into flames. Dulcinea 21 hrs ago #33
What an effing joke. PittBlue Yesterday #2
Well, in all fairness, piddyprints Yesterday #3
True... PittBlue Yesterday #6
He'll probably have an erection if they read about babies heads being bashed against walls. travelingthrulife 10 hrs ago #55
I hope we don't see that.... CTyankee 9 hrs ago #56
I hope he holds the right side up. nt pazzyanne 23 hrs ago #22
Trump to read "Song of Solomon" . . . . . . no_hypocrisy Yesterday #4
That'll get him all hot BumRushDaShow Yesterday #5
Salacious part of the bible! seabiscuit5920 Yesterday #13
From the King Jimmy version... ultralite001 Yesterday #8
God should send some lightning bolts. Irish_Dem Yesterday #9
Like this... sop 22 hrs ago #27
Hegseth will pick the verses Trump reads caraher Yesterday #10
I think Netanyahu told Trump he is the Messiah delisen Yesterday #11
Trump would burst into flames if he had to read Matthew 25:31-46. Ocelot II Yesterday #12
Gathering of traitors and blasphemers (if you believe, I don't). SamKnause Yesterday #14
Trump's biggest challenge will be to stay awake. oasis Yesterday #15
We all know he cannot stay on script... EarthFirst Yesterday #16
He won't actually read anything aloud from the Bible, but if we're lucky... Grokenstein 21 hrs ago #32
windmills and getting electrocuted by an EBoat? How God called him "Sir"? Wonder Why 5 hrs ago #57
None of these phony christians has a clue what their faith demands. travelingthrulife Yesterday #17
Did he give up on Two Corinthians ToxMarz Yesterday #18
Because of course you know he has to show he's better at it than the Pope blue blues Yesterday #19
Just ask him to recite any passage from memory - no reading text. The result will be hilarious. erronis 23 hrs ago #20
Oh, let him read it. Or try. That'd be pretty funny Attilatheblond 18 hrs ago #40
He's not sleeping too well. Great chance to take a long nap. PuraVidaDreamin 23 hrs ago #21
The smite button!!! paleotn 23 hrs ago #23
Irony? Smilo 22 hrs ago #24
trump has no reading comprehension radical noodle 21 hrs ago #35
OMG. Will he even read it? MadameButterfly 12 hrs ago #46
Please god Keepthesoulalive 22 hrs ago #25
If the Bible doesn't burst into flame not fooled 22 hrs ago #26
😳🙄😂 underpants 22 hrs ago #28
Whoa boy. For the first time in my life, I had to work from mahina 22 hrs ago #30
Please tell me he is reading One Corinthian. Lord, mahina 22 hrs ago #29
May the dark and filthy one read Matthew 6:5 mobeau69 21 hrs ago #31
Has he asked who are the 2 Chronicles yet? KPN 21 hrs ago #34
Simon and Schuster BidenRocks 16 hrs ago #42
Wondering - will they be reading the Bible at the corner church? Seinan Sensei 21 hrs ago #36
Every Bible within 100 feet of Trump might just burst into flames. cstanleytech 19 hrs ago #37
The thing of it, I believe he doesn't know how to read. Remember when he tried to read the Constitution and got 3Hotdogs 19 hrs ago #38
Not that many Americans do anymore. Trump least of all. Karasu 19 hrs ago #39
No. Not a joke. He REALLY can't read. Dyslexia or something. But he has trouble reading. 3Hotdogs 12 hrs ago #45
Is it possible that dyslexia or something like it MadameButterfly 12 hrs ago #48
I think I heard something about that being the case before. Karasu 1 hr ago #60
hysterical. more excerpts from pulp fiction orleans 17 hrs ago #41
Not Interested bmichaelh 15 hrs ago #43
I'm torn between repulsed and fascinated MadameButterfly 12 hrs ago #49
Christians Engaged and Trump lonely bird 12 hrs ago #44
This is all they can think of to do MadameButterfly 12 hrs ago #50
Here's a couple of verses for him ( I think Twain first put them together) Maeve 12 hrs ago #47
the orange pedo's reading of genesis. Javaman 12 hrs ago #51
Baal 2.0 Whip-poor-will 11 hrs ago #52
what they will refuse to read from the Bible azureblue 10 hrs ago #53
This ought to be a hoot! travelingthrulife 10 hrs ago #54
Not to mention lonely bird 4 hrs ago #59
Everyone needs to read 2 Chronicles jmowreader 4 hrs ago #58
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