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radical noodle

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35. trump has no reading comprehension

Reply to Smilo (Reply #24)

Sat Apr 18, 2026, 11:17 PM

18 hrs ago

He won't understand a word of it. It would make for a great comedy skit, though.

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Trump to join public Bible reading as Pope Leo clash simmers [View all] BumRushDaShow 22 hrs ago OP

C'mon, God, you know what to do. They'll all be in one place so the efficient use of lightning will be possible... Ocelot II 22 hrs ago #1

He's overdue for a smiting! TexasBushwhacker 22 hrs ago #7

Maybe he'll burst into flames. Dulcinea 18 hrs ago #33

What an effing joke. PittBlue 22 hrs ago #2

Well, in all fairness, piddyprints 22 hrs ago #3

True... PittBlue 22 hrs ago #6

He'll probably have an erection if they read about babies heads being bashed against walls. travelingthrulife 7 hrs ago #55

I hope we don't see that.... CTyankee 6 hrs ago #56

I hope he holds the right side up. nt pazzyanne 20 hrs ago #22

Trump to read "Song of Solomon" . . . . . . no_hypocrisy 22 hrs ago #4

That'll get him all hot BumRushDaShow 22 hrs ago #5

Salacious part of the bible! seabiscuit5920 21 hrs ago #13

From the King Jimmy version... ultralite001 22 hrs ago #8

God should send some lightning bolts. Irish_Dem 22 hrs ago #9

Like this... sop 19 hrs ago #27

Hegseth will pick the verses Trump reads caraher 21 hrs ago #10

I think Netanyahu told Trump he is the Messiah delisen 21 hrs ago #11

Trump would burst into flames if he had to read Matthew 25:31-46. Ocelot II 21 hrs ago #12

Gathering of traitors and blasphemers (if you believe, I don't). SamKnause 21 hrs ago #14

Trump's biggest challenge will be to stay awake. oasis 21 hrs ago #15

We all know he cannot stay on script... EarthFirst 21 hrs ago #16

He won't actually read anything aloud from the Bible, but if we're lucky... Grokenstein 18 hrs ago #32

windmills and getting electrocuted by an EBoat? How God called him "Sir"? Wonder Why 2 hrs ago #57

None of these phony christians has a clue what their faith demands. travelingthrulife 21 hrs ago #17

Did he give up on Two Corinthians ToxMarz 20 hrs ago #18

Because of course you know he has to show he's better at it than the Pope blue blues 20 hrs ago #19

Just ask him to recite any passage from memory - no reading text. The result will be hilarious. erronis 20 hrs ago #20

Oh, let him read it. Or try. That'd be pretty funny Attilatheblond 15 hrs ago #40

He's not sleeping too well. Great chance to take a long nap. PuraVidaDreamin 20 hrs ago #21

The smite button!!! paleotn 20 hrs ago #23

Irony? Smilo 19 hrs ago #24

trump has no reading comprehension radical noodle 18 hrs ago #35

OMG. Will he even read it? MadameButterfly 9 hrs ago #46

Please god Keepthesoulalive 19 hrs ago #25

If the Bible doesn't burst into flame not fooled 19 hrs ago #26

😳🙄😂 underpants 19 hrs ago #28

Whoa boy. For the first time in my life, I had to work from mahina 19 hrs ago #30

Please tell me he is reading One Corinthian. Lord, mahina 19 hrs ago #29

May the dark and filthy one read Matthew 6:5 mobeau69 18 hrs ago #31

Has he asked who are the 2 Chronicles yet? KPN 18 hrs ago #34

Simon and Schuster BidenRocks 12 hrs ago #42

Wondering - will they be reading the Bible at the corner church? Seinan Sensei 17 hrs ago #36

Every Bible within 100 feet of Trump might just burst into flames. cstanleytech 16 hrs ago #37

The thing of it, I believe he doesn't know how to read. Remember when he tried to read the Constitution and got 3Hotdogs 16 hrs ago #38

Not that many Americans do anymore. Trump least of all. Karasu 16 hrs ago #39

No. Not a joke. He REALLY can't read. Dyslexia or something. But he has trouble reading. 3Hotdogs 9 hrs ago #45

Is it possible that dyslexia or something like it MadameButterfly 9 hrs ago #48

hysterical. more excerpts from pulp fiction orleans 14 hrs ago #41

Not Interested bmichaelh 12 hrs ago #43

I'm torn between repulsed and fascinated MadameButterfly 9 hrs ago #49

Christians Engaged and Trump lonely bird 9 hrs ago #44

This is all they can think of to do MadameButterfly 9 hrs ago #50

Here's a couple of verses for him ( I think Twain first put them together) Maeve 9 hrs ago #47

the orange pedo's reading of genesis. Javaman 8 hrs ago #51

Baal 2.0 Whip-poor-will 8 hrs ago #52

what they will refuse to read from the Bible azureblue 7 hrs ago #53

This ought to be a hoot! travelingthrulife 7 hrs ago #54

Not to mention lonely bird 52 min ago #59

Everyone needs to read 2 Chronicles jmowreader 1 hr ago #58