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24. Irony?

Sat Apr 18, 2026, 09:35 PM

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The "America Reads the Bible" marathon kicked off TODAY and Trump is participating with a special reading from the Oval Office this week. Out of the entire Bible — 66 books, 1,189 chapters, 31,000 verses — the organizers assigned Donald Trump 2 Chronicles 7:14.
A verse about humbling yourself. Turning from your wicked ways. Seeking forgiveness from God so He will "heal their land."
A repentance verse. For Trump.
And before you think this is just a coincidence — the event organizer went on camera and literally said: "It's a scripture about repentance. None of us are perfect." They knew exactly what they were doing.

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C'mon, God, you know what to do. They'll all be in one place so the efficient use of lightning will be possible... Ocelot II Saturday #1

He's overdue for a smiting! TexasBushwhacker Saturday #7

Maybe he'll burst into flames. Dulcinea Saturday #33

What an effing joke. PittBlue Saturday #2

Well, in all fairness, piddyprints Saturday #3

True... PittBlue Saturday #6

He'll probably have an erection if they read about babies heads being bashed against walls. travelingthrulife Sunday #55

I hope we don't see that.... CTyankee Sunday #56

I hope he holds the right side up. nt pazzyanne Saturday #22

Trump to read "Song of Solomon" . . . . . . no_hypocrisy Saturday #4

That'll get him all hot BumRushDaShow Saturday #5

Salacious part of the bible! seabiscuit5920 Saturday #13

From the King Jimmy version... ultralite001 Saturday #8

God should send some lightning bolts. Irish_Dem Saturday #9

Like this... sop Saturday #27

Hegseth will pick the verses Trump reads caraher Saturday #10

I think Netanyahu told Trump he is the Messiah delisen Saturday #11

Trump would burst into flames if he had to read Matthew 25:31-46. Ocelot II Saturday #12

Gathering of traitors and blasphemers (if you believe, I don't). SamKnause Saturday #14

Trump's biggest challenge will be to stay awake. oasis Saturday #15

We all know he cannot stay on script... EarthFirst Saturday #16

He won't actually read anything aloud from the Bible, but if we're lucky... Grokenstein Saturday #32

windmills and getting electrocuted by an EBoat? How God called him "Sir"? Wonder Why Sunday #57

None of these phony christians has a clue what their faith demands. travelingthrulife Saturday #17

Did he give up on Two Corinthians ToxMarz Saturday #18

Because of course you know he has to show he's better at it than the Pope blue blues Saturday #19

Just ask him to recite any passage from memory - no reading text. The result will be hilarious. erronis Saturday #20

Oh, let him read it. Or try. That'd be pretty funny Attilatheblond Sunday #40

He's not sleeping too well. Great chance to take a long nap. PuraVidaDreamin Saturday #21

The smite button!!! paleotn Saturday #23

Irony? Smilo Saturday #24

trump has no reading comprehension radical noodle Saturday #35

OMG. Will he even read it? MadameButterfly Sunday #46

Please god Keepthesoulalive Saturday #25

If the Bible doesn't burst into flame not fooled Saturday #26

😳🙄😂 underpants Saturday #28

Whoa boy. For the first time in my life, I had to work from mahina Saturday #30

Please tell me he is reading One Corinthian. Lord, mahina Saturday #29

May the dark and filthy one read Matthew 6:5 mobeau69 Saturday #31

Has he asked who are the 2 Chronicles yet? KPN Saturday #34

Simon and Schuster BidenRocks Sunday #42

Wondering - will they be reading the Bible at the corner church? Seinan Sensei Saturday #36

Every Bible within 100 feet of Trump might just burst into flames. cstanleytech Sunday #37

The thing of it, I believe he doesn't know how to read. Remember when he tried to read the Constitution and got 3Hotdogs Sunday #38

Not that many Americans do anymore. Trump least of all. Karasu Sunday #39

No. Not a joke. He REALLY can't read. Dyslexia or something. But he has trouble reading. 3Hotdogs Sunday #45

Is it possible that dyslexia or something like it MadameButterfly Sunday #48

I think I heard something about that being the case before. Karasu Sunday #60

hysterical. more excerpts from pulp fiction orleans Sunday #41

Not Interested bmichaelh Sunday #43

I'm torn between repulsed and fascinated MadameButterfly Sunday #49

Christians Engaged and Trump lonely bird Sunday #44

This is all they can think of to do MadameButterfly Sunday #50

Here's a couple of verses for him ( I think Twain first put them together) Maeve Sunday #47

the orange pedo's reading of genesis. Javaman Sunday #51

Baal 2.0 Whip-poor-will Sunday #52

what they will refuse to read from the Bible azureblue Sunday #53

This ought to be a hoot! travelingthrulife Sunday #54

Not to mention lonely bird Sunday #59

Everyone needs to read 2 Chronicles jmowreader Sunday #58

For a preview, watch the first two minutes of this video ... eppur_se_muova Sunday #61