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paleotn

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23. The smite button!!!

Reply to BumRushDaShow (Original post)

Sat Apr 18, 2026, 09:21 PM

11 hrs ago

Use the goddamn smite button!!!!

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Trump to join public Bible reading as Pope Leo clash simmers [View all] BumRushDaShow 14 hrs ago OP

C'mon, God, you know what to do. They'll all be in one place so the efficient use of lightning will be possible... Ocelot II 14 hrs ago #1

He's overdue for a smiting! TexasBushwhacker 13 hrs ago #7

Maybe he'll burst into flames. Dulcinea 9 hrs ago #33

What an effing joke. PittBlue 14 hrs ago #2

Well, in all fairness, piddyprints 14 hrs ago #3

True... PittBlue 14 hrs ago #6

I hope he holds the right side up. nt pazzyanne 12 hrs ago #22

Trump to read "Song of Solomon" . . . . . . no_hypocrisy 14 hrs ago #4

That'll get him all hot BumRushDaShow 14 hrs ago #5

Salacious part of the bible! seabiscuit5920 13 hrs ago #13

From the King Jimmy version... ultralite001 13 hrs ago #8

God should send some lightning bolts. Irish_Dem 13 hrs ago #9

Like this... sop 11 hrs ago #27

Hegseth will pick the verses Trump reads caraher 13 hrs ago #10

I think Netanyahu told Trump he is the Messiah delisen 13 hrs ago #11

Trump would burst into flames if he had to read Matthew 25:31-46. Ocelot II 13 hrs ago #12

Gathering of traitors and blasphemers (if you believe, I don't). SamKnause 13 hrs ago #14

Trump's biggest challenge will be to stay awake. oasis 12 hrs ago #15

We all know he cannot stay on script... EarthFirst 12 hrs ago #16

He won't actually read anything aloud from the Bible, but if we're lucky... Grokenstein 10 hrs ago #32

None of these phony christians has a clue what their faith demands. travelingthrulife 12 hrs ago #17

Did he give up on Two Corinthians ToxMarz 12 hrs ago #18

Because of course you know he has to show he's better at it than the Pope blue blues 12 hrs ago #19

Just ask him to recite any passage from memory - no reading text. The result will be hilarious. erronis 12 hrs ago #20

Oh, let him read it. Or try. That'd be pretty funny Attilatheblond 7 hrs ago #40

He's not sleeping too well. Great chance to take a long nap. PuraVidaDreamin 12 hrs ago #21

The smite button!!! paleotn 11 hrs ago #23

Irony? Smilo 11 hrs ago #24

trump has no reading comprehension radical noodle 9 hrs ago #35

OMG. Will he even read it? MadameButterfly 1 hr ago #46

Please god Keepthesoulalive 11 hrs ago #25

If the Bible doesn't burst into flame not fooled 11 hrs ago #26

😳🙄😂 underpants 11 hrs ago #28

Whoa boy. For the first time in my life, I had to work from mahina 10 hrs ago #30

Please tell me he is reading One Corinthian. Lord, mahina 10 hrs ago #29

May the dark and filthy one read Matthew 6:5 mobeau69 10 hrs ago #31

Has he asked who are the 2 Chronicles yet? KPN 9 hrs ago #34

Simon and Schuster BidenRocks 4 hrs ago #42

Wondering - will they be reading the Bible at the corner church? Seinan Sensei 9 hrs ago #36

Every Bible within 100 feet of Trump might just burst into flames. cstanleytech 8 hrs ago #37

The thing of it, I believe he doesn't know how to read. Remember when he tried to read the Constitution and got 3Hotdogs 8 hrs ago #38

Not that many Americans do anymore. Trump least of all. Karasu 7 hrs ago #39

No. Not a joke. He REALLY can't read. Dyslexia or something. But he has trouble reading. 3Hotdogs 1 hr ago #45

Is it possible that dyslexia or something like it MadameButterfly 57 min ago #48

hysterical. more excerpts from pulp fiction orleans 5 hrs ago #41

Not Interested bmichaelh 4 hrs ago #43

I'm torn between repulsed and fascinated MadameButterfly 53 min ago #49

Christians Engaged and Trump lonely bird 1 hr ago #44

This is all they can think of to do MadameButterfly 51 min ago #50

Here's a couple of verses for him ( I think Twain first put them together) Maeve 1 hr ago #47

the orange pedo's reading of genesis. Javaman 38 min ago #51