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magicarpet

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15. Kristi is galavanting all around with her boy-toy Lewandowski.

Reply to magicarpet (Reply #11)

Sat Apr 11, 2026, 09:46 PM

8 hrs ago

Adultery is mentioned in the Ten Commandments,.. Kristi Noem obviously has not yet had time to read and/or digest them.

Rather than polishing Lewandowski's stick,.. Kristi should have spend the time in intensive marriage counseling to honor her oaths of matrimony and mend her relationship with her husband - who might feel abandoned or sexually deprived. Kristi's marriage seriously & unquestionably seems to need a reboot.

Does she have a Priest or a Pastor than she could consult ?

Maybe Jesus trDUMP could offer his pastoral services and unscramble that convoluted mess of the Noem's matrimony.

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Kristi Noem's husband entered a Christian 'sexual behavior' rehab in January: report [View all] BumRushDaShow 10 hrs ago OP

I guess that explains why there has been no word - he's being deprogrammed FakeNoose 10 hrs ago #1

The hope is they can at least get him to parade around in smaller boobs. magicarpet 10 hrs ago #2

His Name Was Robert Paulson JoseBalow 9 hrs ago #6

Oh my,... magicarpet 9 hrs ago #7

I always thought his given name was "Meat Loaf." Intractable 6 hrs ago #29

Purely performative wolfie001 10 hrs ago #3

I agree. People can't control what turns them on TexasBushwhacker 8 hrs ago #19

National security risk not fooled 7 hrs ago #23

THERE'S the National Security problem... BurnDoubt 6 hrs ago #25

And the hypocrisy wolfie001 38 min ago #33

Weak and dumb and, as others noted, performative. RockRaven 10 hrs ago #4

Seems to me that Byron's private fetish was a lot less harmful to society Ocelot II 10 hrs ago #5

Exactly. Having sex with balloons is far less dangerous than anything his wife did. Irish_Dem 9 hrs ago #8

She shot her dog mgardener 9 hrs ago #9

She is seriously mentally ill. Irish_Dem 8 hrs ago #14

The criticism entails,... magicarpet 9 hrs ago #11

Kristi is galavanting all around with her boy-toy Lewandowski. magicarpet 8 hrs ago #15

Gives new meaning to "cross"-dressing. RedWhiteBlueIsRacist 9 hrs ago #10

about as effective as prayers Skittles 9 hrs ago #12

Gonna pray it out of him. Ok. paleotn 9 hrs ago #13

Does this mean . . . AverageOldGuy 8 hrs ago #16

He didn't complete the program. LisaL 8 hrs ago #18

Will "Pure Desire Ministries" work with couch fetishes? DBoon 8 hrs ago #17

I was wondering if vance referred them Lifeafter70 6 hrs ago #26

Here was his one of his dominatrix that he would chat with. LeftInTX 7 hrs ago #20

See? I'm lucky. When I entered geriatricity, I grew my own man-boobs. They ain't as big as his but I gets to play 3Hotdogs 6 hrs ago #28

Thanks NJCher 2 hrs ago #32

Wouldn't Impure Desires be a more fitting title? BattleRow 7 hrs ago #21

I think a covid shot should do it - that will change his DNA blue blues 7 hrs ago #22

Republicans truthisfreedom 7 hrs ago #24

Have never understood South Dakota culture. Sneederbunk 6 hrs ago #27

Oh, brother. hamsterjill 5 hrs ago #30

LOL SunSeeker 3 hrs ago #31