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RFK Jr. cut off raccoon's penis while kids waited in car, he wrote in diary [View all]

Source: NJ.com

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RFK Jr. cut off raccoon's penis while kids waited in car, he wrote in diary

Updated: Mar. 27, 2026, 3:06 p.m. Published: Mar. 27, 2026, 2:03 p.m.

RFK Jr. wrote about cutting off the penis of a road-killed raccoon in 2001, while his "kids waited patiently in the car," according to the New York Post.Heather Diehl and Victor Venancio Getty Images Canva Illustration

By Nick Moyle NJ.com

Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. once made a peculiar pit stop to collect a dead raccoon's penis, according to New York Post investigative reporter Isabel Vincent. (1)

Vincent relayed the strange tale this week in an excerpt from her forthcoming book, "RFK Jr.: The Fall and Rise." Her reporting is based on three of Kennedy's private journals spanning more than 1,200 pages.

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(1) https://nypost.com/2026/03/22/us-news/the-father-figures-who-influenced-rfk-jr-s-controversial-views/

Read more: https://www.nj.com/politics/2026/03/inside-rfk-jrs-diaries-a-pit-stop-for-a-dead-raccoons-penis.html?outputType=amp

Hat tip, NY Times Pitchbot. He had a few like this.

There is no strict Constitutional prohibition against cutting the penis off a dead raccoon and taking it home for "further study", so it's hard to see why Democrats are so unhappy with Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

by Jonathan Turley
— NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) 2026-03-26T16:31:24.709Z

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RFK Jr. cut off raccoon's penis while kids waited in car, he wrote in diary [View all] mahatmakanejeeves Mar 27 OP

Your tax dollars are paying this idiot to kill Americans Mysterian Mar 27 #1

Is there such a thing as necrobestiality? Ocelot II Mar 27 #2

RFK is a Real Fucking Kook Blue Owl Mar 27 #3

And that is the correct reply to Jonathan Turley. nt Ilsa Mar 27 #17

Turley doesn't realize how INSANE RFK Jr is??? AZ8theist Mar 28 #20

For a hefty fee Turley will realize whatever you want him to. travelingthrulife Mar 28 #30

It's the Pitchbot r�is�n_dubh Sunday #35

He might have wanted the baculum. HappyH Mar 27 #4

Maybe he wears it on a gold chain around his neck. He tells all the ladies Gaugamela Mar 27 #7

Still is. Lochloosa Mar 27 #9

Well, that's creepy. Ocelot II Mar 27 #11

It's actually a cool necklace! Envirogal Mar 28 #25

OK, he clearly has a problem, but - Nigrum Cattus Mar 27 #5

'for further study' ???? America's health being overseen by a Jack Valentino Mar 27 #6

These people are so weird IronLionZion Mar 27 #8

This is, of course, completely normal. Swede Mar 27 #10

And if you snort coke off toilet seats Wicked Blue Mar 27 #12

That is one seriously sick man Bayard Mar 27 #13

Bobbie Jr. is Stark. Raving. Mad. area51 Mar 27 #14

Might want to keep an eye on this guy. Sneederbunk Mar 27 #15

These are the kind of stories Miguelito Loveless Mar 27 #16

Ewww!!!! LeftInTX Mar 28 #18

Anything to distract purr-rat beauty Mar 28 #19

But was it HIS diary? BadgerKid Mar 28 #21

Why? Why is everything I learn about this guy so crazy? Why must he be so weird? Why do we pay for his services? 0rganism Mar 28 #22

Serial killer behavior... LudwigPastorius Mar 28 #23

This message was self-deleted by its author PeaceWave Mar 28 #24

What a sicko. calimary Mar 28 #26

At least he was already dead. When I read the headline, my whole body reacted with stress, thinking he had been alive. mahina Mar 28 #27

My guess? He was hoping for a transplant. nt CozyMystery Mar 28 #28

What the hell did he do with that? Put it on a cracker at lunch? Vinca Mar 28 #29

Today I learned raccoons have an ACTUAL bone in their boner NickB79 Mar 28 #31

Most mammals do. Humans are the exception. Ocelot II Mar 28 #32

I guess that's why we have the expression "getting a boner." right? CTyankee Mar 28 #34

It was a suicide attempt. He thought it was his own brain. Wonder Why Mar 28 #33