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13. Response from the CFP

Fri Mar 20, 2026, 07:13 PM

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IRVING, TEXAS (Spurious News Network) -- The SNN Newsroom has just received a communique from the headquarters of the College Football Playoff.

"The members of the College Football Playoff Board are confused by President Trump's executive order directing our organization to not schedule games in conflict with the Army-Navy Game.

We have never scheduled a game in conflict with this game.
We will never schedule a game in conflict of this game.
And President Trump's executive order authority does not extend to private individuals like the College Football Playoff.

We have, therefore, decided to do two things.

First, we will not schedule games in conflict with the Army-Navy Game.
And second, we have contracted with our broadcast partners to run, at all times during any game that is part of the College Football Playoff, a scroll across the bottom of the screen informing our viewers that President Trump is mentioned in the Epstein files 38,000 times. If that number grows, we shall alter the scroll to reflect the current number."

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Trump issues executive order requiring CFP to avoid broadcasting conflicts with Army-Navy game [View all] BumRushDaShow Friday OP

Wow, he is really going out of his way to try and suck up to his "maga base". They must be dwindling. Walleye Friday #1

I very much doubt . . . AverageOldGuy Friday #16

See? He loves our service members! Harker Friday #2

As we saw, he can't even flip a coin. cloudbase Friday #18

I'm sure he's palmed a few. Harker Friday #21

The CFP... ruet Friday #3

Perhaps a Counter-offer? Roy Rolling 16 hrs ago #29

You need to be dead by December Submariner Friday #4

How they hell has he survived this long newdeal2 Friday #23

This is what he's doing with his time? belpejic Friday #5

Has he dictated how many squares we can use when we go to the bathroom? Vinca Friday #6

He should make it unlimited..... lastlib Friday #10

*sigh* They already do except for maybe FBS DII&III playoff games underpants Friday #7

Apparently he has nothing better to do. C_U_L8R Friday #8

He has already chosen the winner despite calling them all losers. IroniKKK. twodogsbarking Friday #9

It is irrelevant because there is not now nor has there ever been a scheduling conflict Wiz Imp Friday #11

IIRC BumRushDaShow Friday #12

Response from the CFP jmowreader Friday #13

LOL, Spurious News Network Brother Buzz Friday #19

one suspects he has no say over cable, internet etc only over the air FCC controlled TV msongs Friday #14

I served . . . AverageOldGuy Friday #15

He has ZERO legal authority to direct them to do this. How F**king Tyrannical is that?????? Ford_Prefect Friday #17

Little snowflake b!+(hes! maspaha Friday #20

Will the media tell him we /they have a First Amendment thingy................ turbinetree Friday #22

So this is what he does with his time rpannier 19 hrs ago #24

Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy. Again. Scrivener7 18 hrs ago #25

He is showing his fundamental misunderstanding johnnyfins 17 hrs ago #26

Army-Navy is already the only college game on TV at the day and time it's scheduled Deminpenn 17 hrs ago #27

I know - this was never a conflict. 617Blue 13 hrs ago #32

Bone Spurs Bowl wolfie001 16 hrs ago #28

Such a little tyrant, banging his fists on the table and shouting orders at everyone ms liberty 14 hrs ago #30

He intends to use that dedicated time slot for propaganda. Mr. Mustard 2023 13 hrs ago #31

He just does the dumbest shit mdbl 9 hrs ago #33

Fuck Trump and his asinine executive disorders. flashman13 6 hrs ago #34

Seriously! We need an amendment forever banning this practice. Initech 4 hrs ago #36

So we've solved all the important issues facing this country then? Initech 4 hrs ago #35