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31. If Orange Julius Caesar were to appoint his horse to high office, the horse would be missing its hindquarters

Reply to Frasier Balzov (Reply #10)

Thu Feb 26, 2026, 02:54 PM

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because the horse's ass will still be in the Oval Office.

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