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29. After Security Council Chair Melania, we will release Astronaut Melania (thanks, Jeff!), and then

Thu Feb 26, 2026, 02:25 PM

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News Anchor Melania (thanks, Bari!), and then United States Air Force pilot Melania (thanks, Pete!), followed by Surgeon Melania (thanks, Robert!), Musician Melania (thanks, Donald J. Trump and John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts board!) and Ballerina Melania (hey, board, you again - double work! Give yourselves all a Trump Kennedy Center Honor!)

And to think Barbie only got as far as UNICEF ambassador ...

Remember, kiddies, this is the Western Culture that we must defend from the Somali Pirates Who Invaded Minnesota.

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Melania Trump to chair a meeting of the UN Security Council, White House says [View all] demmiblue Thursday OP

what a joke - she has no qualifications samsingh Thursday #1

Hey - she's an Epstein scholar! rurallib Thursday #23

My first thought also: seriously? ananda Thursday #43

because of Trump, obviously RussBLib 20 hrs ago #49

Is there anything good about her? ananda 17 hrs ago #58

Depose her publicly under oath about trumpstein instead SheltieLover Thursday #2

Will she be showing off her language skills? jls4561 Thursday #3

The closed caption boys will be taxing their skills trying to interpret what she is saying. Brother Buzz Thursday #9

It will be easy. She'll just repeat Michelle Obama's ideas and words or focus over and over on Be Best. Lonestarblue 19 hrs ago #53

No. Just her tits. Grins Thursday #13

She'll be showing off her oral skills. cloudbase Thursday #39

Like she knows fuck all about security Jilly_in_VA Thursday #4

Naked or with clothes on? n/t rzemanfl Thursday #5

With a useless hat Layzeebeaver Thursday #26

Once again we will be the laughing stock of the world. walkingman Thursday #6

Not the Onion? Tasmanian Devil Thursday #7

Pity the translators Dear_Prudence Thursday #8

Caligula allegedly appointed his horse to high office. Frasier Balzov Thursday #10

If Orange Julius Caesar were to appoint his horse to high office, the horse would be missing its hindquarters generalbetrayus Thursday #31

Talk about the Whore of Babylon peppertree Thursday #11

Wow... that's deep, Pepper... worth losing a non-productive afternoon slightlv Thursday #33

Why, thank you. peppertree Thursday #36

She might be self aborbed and boring but at least she's sawake Warpy Thursday #12

Well..she's no Eleanor Roosevelt and that's for damn sure Deuxcents 20 hrs ago #51

Of course not Warpy 19 hrs ago #54

" Melania Trump will emphasize education ...." Botany Thursday #14

She did get quite an "education" RussBLib 20 hrs ago #50

😂😂😂 bamagal62 Thursday #15

Will there be a pole? I heard there will be a pole! Floyd R. Turbo Thursday #16

;-{)....seriously? Goonch Thursday #17

Pitching her OnlyFans page is my guess Torchlight Thursday #18

Who is going to translate her gobbledygook into English? efhmc Thursday #19

This is how Chump regards the United Nations FakeNoose Thursday #20

lolololol Solly Mack Thursday #21

He has to outsource now KT2000 Thursday #22

Gag me! lark Thursday #24

Maybe she'll suggest cutting spending on education. JohnnyRingo Thursday #25

It's not even April 1st. colorado_ufo Thursday #27

The Red Sparrow will be conducting some manner of dead drop with Russian intelligence Prairie Gates Thursday #28

After Security Council Chair Melania, we will release Astronaut Melania (thanks, Jeff!), and then muriel_volestrangler Thursday #29

Hope there are empty seats /nt bucolic_frolic Thursday #30

What, Don Jr. wasn't available? generalbetrayus Thursday #32

Will she tell them TurboDem Thursday #34

Will she tell the other members of the Security Council when she expects her husband to become educated? Vinca Thursday #35

Who gets tasked with the job of interpreter? The Wizard Thursday #37

Maybe the other members... 2naSalit Thursday #38

I thought this was something from The Onion. nt moniss Thursday #40

"A way to advance tolerance" ??! electric_blue68 Thursday #41

Lemme guess... there'll be an admission charge, and then they'll have to watch her movie. Talitha Thursday #42

That's just a big fat insult to the UN, Bayard Thursday #44

I love The Onion! Or is it Borowitz? 😂🤣😂🤣 QueerDuck Thursday #45

Being well schooled in diplomacy . . . Aussie105 Thursday #46

It just keeps getting worse and worse sakabatou Yesterday #47

The only chair she should be sitting in is bluestarone 20 hrs ago #48

Representing Putin. blm 19 hrs ago #52

I hope the UN has a translator fluent in "whiny, Slovenian sex worker English", otherwise... LudwigPastorius 18 hrs ago #55

Does she think there is a mercuryblues 18 hrs ago #56

what could possibly go wrong? CTyankee 18 hrs ago #57