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23. MY BLANKET!! GIMME MY BLUE BLANKET!! HHHNNNN!!

Mon Feb 23, 2026, 02:33 PM

12 hrs ago

(apologies to Gene Wilder, whose performance here is far more dignified than any by the puppy killer)

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Top Noem aide 'entered cockpit mid-flight to fire pilot over missing blanket' [View all] BumRushDaShow 18 hrs ago OP

He should have walked off the job. JohnnyRingo 17 hrs ago #3

If I were the pilot Blue Owl 17 hrs ago #4

... Prairie Gates 15 hrs ago #16

He should be banned from all Coast Guard craft Miguelito Loveless 17 hrs ago #5

It is a great shame amcgrath 17 hrs ago #6

Since when is the effing pilot responsible yorkster 17 hrs ago #7

What was he smoking/drinknig/shooting up? Sweet Rosie Red 16 hrs ago #8

Special K... Hugin 15 hrs ago #13

This story of Kristi Noem's lost blankie gets worse as time goes on. riversedge 16 hrs ago #9

Another Republicant loses a blankey. twodogsbarking 16 hrs ago #10

Corey buddy... ChazInAz 15 hrs ago #11

And, here, I've got a thumb you can suck on Seinan Sensei 13 hrs ago #20

The blanket is the metaphorical blue dress. Hugin 15 hrs ago #12

Added thoughts: How can Cory possibly still be a "top aid"? Hugin 15 hrs ago #14

And what repercussions will he face? My guess: none at all. MIButterfly 15 hrs ago #17

Jesus Christ, our government is full of the WORST OF THE WORST bluestarone 15 hrs ago #18

"My blankie" oasis 14 hrs ago #19

Perhaps the entire crew sdfernando 13 hrs ago #21

Let me guess purr-rat beauty 12 hrs ago #22

MY BLANKET!! GIMME MY BLUE BLANKET!! HHHNNNN!! Grokenstein 12 hrs ago #23

Pilot should have requested an emergency Deminpenn 11 hrs ago #24

He's a vile madman wolfie001 11 hrs ago #25

I want more info on the blanket. BadgerMom 11 hrs ago #26

What a maroon. Aren't most pilots Junipercity 11 hrs ago #27

The least of that clown's problems is that he has anger management issues. Klarkashton 10 hrs ago #28