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“Hold my beer…”.

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║ NATIONAL NETWORK HARMONY SUITE v9.4 (Patriot Edition) ║
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║ Target: freedom.gov ║
║ Scope : NATIONWIDE (all ISPs, all provinces, all vibes) ║
║ Mode : HARD BLOCK (DNS sink + SNI slap + router scowl) ║
║ Reason: "Excessive Freedom" ║
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[1/6] Resolving domain… freedom.gov → 203.0.113.42 (probably) ✔
[2/6] Injecting DNS “helpfulness”… now points to 127.0.0.1 ✔
[3/6] Training DPI hamsters… they now recognize “freedom” ✔
[4/6] Deploying to edge boxes… 666 nodes updated ✔
[5/6] Performing loyalty ping… PASS (patriotism latency: 4ms) ✔
[6/6] Confirming denial… ACCESS: DENIED (with enthusiasm) ✔

NOTE: Citizens attempting circumvention will receive:
"Connection timed out (for your own comfort)."