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Kid Berwyn

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13. LMAO.

Reply to moonshinegnomie (Original post)

Mon Dec 22, 2025, 07:35 PM

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In a long winded and totally demented confabulation with some admiral he was talking with, Marshall Vladimir Bonespurs talked up how our fleet as ugly and the Navy should “bring back” the big beautiful battleship. True story. He’ll do anything to distract from his treasons, evil, perversions and historic criminality. So, yeah, go ahead and launch the USS Epstein Island, wingman.

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