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37. Borowitz satire, but it wouldn't surprise me if it becomes closer to the truth.

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Wed Apr 2, 2025, 09:56 AM

Apr 2025

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/furious-elon-musk-demands-refund?r=4axf9h&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—After being handed a bruising defeat in the state’s Supreme Court election on Tuesday, Elon Musk angrily demanded that Wisconsin pay him back “in full” for the money he poured into the contest.

“I want $20 million wired into my account by end of business Wednesday,” the furious South African declared. “And I want it all in cash, none of that worthless crypto shit.”

“Until I am refunded, every voter I bribed is my employee,” he continued. “As such, I forbid you to work remotely and demand that you report to Tesla headquarters at once.”

In a final demand, Musk said he expected to be reimbursed $16.95 for the cost of his cheesehead.

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Liberal wins Wisconsin Supreme Court race in blow to Trump, Musk [View all] Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Apr 2025 OP

YES!!!!!!! EAT THIS, Elon Muskrat! Jack Valentino Apr 2025 #1

Take the pain out of the Yankees bullpen coming ungluded in the 8th nycbos Apr 2025 #2

A twofer! OAITW r.2.0 Apr 2025 #3

E-Loon - the party is coming to an end DickWad. NoMoreRepugs Apr 2025 #4

HA! Skum is going down! All you fascist skum are bound to lose! Blues Heron Apr 2025 #5

Excellent. creon Apr 2025 #6

Who invested the other $80 million? MichMan Apr 2025 #7

Well, I contributed $50. I'm guessing a lot of other folks AllyCat Apr 2025 #10

Sure, people are free to donate money to anything they like. MichMan Apr 2025 #11

Of course that's awesome. AllyCat Apr 2025 #17

Articles say Musk himself spent $20M. So they raised alot more than $20M Bengus81 Apr 2025 #28

I bet she will reach 1 million votes dweller Apr 2025 #8

OUTSTANDING Skittles Apr 2025 #12

They both did......... MichMan Apr 2025 #42

VERY proud of Wisconsin Skittles Apr 2025 #9

The cheese has spoken. SunSeeker Apr 2025 #13

Great pic! Buddyzbuddy Apr 2025 #16

OMG. that is TOO perfect! ShazzieB Apr 2025 #20

Love it!! Mike 03 Apr 2025 #23

caption: Hard Cheese for Sissy SpaceX alterfurz Apr 2025 #39

Brad can go back to running his bakery rpannier Apr 2025 #14

democracy in action! AntiFascist Apr 2025 #15

Good. All indicators show massive defeats for magacons in every state. Justice matters. Apr 2025 #18

Fuck you, Elmo! orangecrush Apr 2025 #19

Take THAT, Eloon! ShazzieB Apr 2025 #21

Dear Lord. Some truly good political news. Paladin Apr 2025 #22

Great news. In other news ... defacto7 Apr 2025 #24

I'm guessing in that rigged up dog and pony show Musk really gave them $100K tops Bengus81 Apr 2025 #27

Doubt it. The recipients were GOP operatives. travelingthrulife Apr 2025 #32

HELL YES!!!! Way to go Democrats!! Bengus81 Apr 2025 #25

also a blow to Western Civilization PedroXimenez Apr 2025 #26

When do FOX and Trump start whining about "dark money" from Democrats Bengus81 Apr 2025 #29

Musk has used the George Soros excuse before. Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Apr 2025 #40

What the hell are those clowns going to do when he dies? He's pretty damn old Bengus81 Apr 2025 #41

Maybe, maybe, maybe... DiverDave Apr 2025 #30

Hook, line and sinker: Muskie Prof. P.E. Name Apr 2025 #31

Good work. Keep it up! travelingthrulife Apr 2025 #33

The circus around giving away $2 million dollars backfired big time Kashkakat v.2.0 Apr 2025 #34

Good to know that million dollar cash prizes didn't help IronLionZion Apr 2025 #35

Elons ploy was successful! Linda ladeewolf Apr 2025 #36

Borowitz satire, but it wouldn't surprise me if it becomes closer to the truth. generalbetrayus Apr 2025 #37

May this be a Trend! N/T tonekat Apr 2025 #38